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Catvomitsky

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #195 on: March 24, 2015, 03:04:11 PM »

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #196 on: March 24, 2015, 03:06:42 PM »

That is amazing  ;D

Btw, I posted that thread.
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ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

Chairlegs

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #197 on: March 24, 2015, 04:28:10 PM »

What are you when life gives you melons?

You are dyslexic
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #198 on: March 24, 2015, 04:51:33 PM »

Okay that is a good one.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #199 on: March 24, 2015, 06:24:23 PM »

What do you call a cow with four legs?

A cow

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Spoiled milk

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Talented
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GeeBeezy

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #200 on: March 24, 2015, 07:26:56 PM »

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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

Chairlegs

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« Reply #201 on: March 24, 2015, 07:48:51 PM »

Three men want to go to France
once over there they start to learn French
The first one learnt how to say, 'Here I am' in french,
The second learnt, 'Knives and forks'
and the third learnt, 'Goody goody gumdrops'

They decide to go to a restaurant and have a good time
But after eating there were 2 murders in that same restaurant.
The three men were not harmed and were talking to the police

The police: (in French) 'Who did the murder?'
First man: 'Here I am'
The police: 'What type of weapon did you use?'
Second man: 'Knives and forks'
The police: 'And what do you have to say for yourselves?'
Third man: 'Goody Goody Gumdrops.'
 

 
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GeeBeezy

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #202 on: March 24, 2015, 07:58:45 PM »

*Applause*

'Friends! Romans! Countrymen! Lend me your ears!'

[Five minutes later]

'Hey you! What's in the bag?'
'Ears!'
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

Chairlegs

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #203 on: March 24, 2015, 08:54:45 PM »

Knock knock
who's there?
To
To who?
To WHOM you idiot
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« Reply #204 on: March 25, 2015, 12:00:11 AM »

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« Reply #205 on: March 25, 2015, 01:10:55 PM »

a man is stuck on an island for 52 days with nothing but a calendar
he had water but no food
yet he survived up till a rescue crew picked him up
how did he go with out food?


Every day he ate a sundae from the calendar
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #206 on: March 26, 2015, 02:27:02 PM »

About your cat, Mr. Schrödinger - I have some good news and some bad news.
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Pan the Imperial Bucket Holder

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #207 on: March 26, 2015, 05:34:06 PM »

That joke both makes sense and yet at the same time doesn't...
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #208 on: March 26, 2015, 06:27:07 PM »

I lold

And I didn't
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #209 on: March 26, 2015, 06:57:52 PM »

Any man that can hitch the length and breadth of the Galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.
-Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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