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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #210 on: March 26, 2015, 07:04:35 PM »

Love that book  ;D
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All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

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« Reply #211 on: March 26, 2015, 09:25:14 PM »

I know this is the wrong thread but...
I am currently reading that book (Re-reading really)
I am up to the bit where they are rescued
though the probability for that happening is
22,079,460,347 to 1 against.
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« Reply #212 on: March 27, 2015, 11:41:33 AM »

Those books are so awesome XD
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« Reply #213 on: March 27, 2015, 12:02:33 PM »

Thank you...
I try my best
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« Reply #214 on: March 27, 2015, 01:19:41 PM »

The Past, Present and Future walk into a bar
it was tense
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« Reply #215 on: March 27, 2015, 01:23:54 PM »

Love that one.

My teacher said; 'Besly, name two pronouns'

I said; 'Who, me?'
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cS

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« Reply #216 on: March 27, 2015, 03:22:47 PM »

Teacher (to Jimmy): You missed school yesterday. Why?
Jimmy: Sorry Miss, I had a sore arm...
Teacher: Okay, that is understandable.
Jimmy: So I had a terrible aim.
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« Reply #217 on: March 27, 2015, 03:31:43 PM »

Sergeant: 'PRIVATE SMITH!'
Smith: 'YES SIR!?'
Sergeant: 'I DIDN'T SEE YOU IN CAMOUFLAGE PRACTICE TODAY!'
Smith: 'THANK YOU SIR!'
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cS

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« Reply #218 on: March 27, 2015, 03:39:14 PM »

At home we have nicknames we some times use for my brothers
I am: Major. Disturbance
My little Brother is: Private. Parts
My older Brother is: General. Sarcasm
 
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« Reply #219 on: March 27, 2015, 03:52:18 PM »

"Sir! We're surrounded by enemy fire!"
"Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction we please!"
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shrieking skulls will shock your skull
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spooky scary skeletons
speak with such a screech
you'll shake and shudder in surprise
when you hear these zombies shriek

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« Reply #220 on: March 27, 2015, 03:58:34 PM »

A Private accidentally falls in the mud whilst trekking to the enemy lines
The General yells: "Good work man, camouflaging yourself!"
So everyone who where at the back of the line,
who happen to be Majors start to roll in the mud because they wanted to impress the General
When The back of the line reaches the General
The General Yells again:
"Stop playing in the mud, we are on a Battle Field!"
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« Reply #221 on: March 27, 2015, 03:59:50 PM »

'Sir! They've surrounded us!'
'Poor b@$7@&2s'
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cS

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« Reply #222 on: March 31, 2015, 03:41:39 PM »

MATH

M.ental
A.buse
T.o
H.umans
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #223 on: March 31, 2015, 03:55:37 PM »

Latin is a language, as dead as dead can be.
It killed the ancient Romans, and now it's killing me.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

All of human history is alcohol and horses.

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

Seek and ye shall find

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cS

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #224 on: March 31, 2015, 04:22:27 PM »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
sugar is sweet
and so are you

But the roses are wilted
The violets are dead
The sugar bowl is empty
And so is your head
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The correct term is YODO. You.Only.Die.Once
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