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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #300 on: August 12, 2015, 12:59:03 PM »

(  ゚,_ゝ゚)
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I want you to picture this sentence and to realize the the whole sentence as a whole and to picture the the whole sentence as nothing but the the sentence. If you re-read the the sentence you will find that the the sentence itself will contort your mind and make you realize that the the word 'the' has been repeated twice every time.

Good grief Chairlegs. My mind is actually blown.

...that was not okay :o

Not sure whose joke you're talking about. Probably mine. I genuinely thought I had only thought about posting that one DX
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #301 on: August 12, 2015, 01:01:27 PM »

I was referring to Chairlegs'. I don't think my mind will ever be the same after that...
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #302 on: August 12, 2015, 01:08:16 PM »

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #303 on: August 12, 2015, 01:09:21 PM »

...can someone explain this?
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #304 on: August 12, 2015, 01:09:45 PM »

Read them very carefully while keeping in mind Chairlegs' thing.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #305 on: August 12, 2015, 01:11:17 PM »

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DAMMIT PAN DON'T DO THIS TO ME
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #306 on: August 12, 2015, 01:41:17 PM »

PAN IS A WIZARD. WE ARE UNWORTHY.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #307 on: August 12, 2015, 02:06:10 PM »

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, t he olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rgh it pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs psas it on!
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #308 on: August 12, 2015, 02:07:46 PM »

Oaky I wlil!
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #309 on: August 12, 2015, 02:15:17 PM »

*nonnative English speakers have an aneurysm*
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« Reply #310 on: August 12, 2015, 02:16:28 PM »

*Not even sorry*
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« Reply #311 on: August 12, 2015, 02:23:03 PM »

The weirdest part is that you can totally tell something is very, very wrong with it, but it doesn't stop you from reading it fluently :P
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #312 on: August 12, 2015, 02:23:30 PM »

Just like fanfiction!
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« Reply #313 on: August 12, 2015, 02:27:23 PM »

Just like fanfiction!
I don't think I've ever agreed with a statement more than this. I mean, just a few hours ago I read a fan fiction where Reid from Criminal Minds gets his hair cut by Draco Malfoy and somehow Crash and Eddie from Ice Age were involved...
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #314 on: October 12, 2015, 12:42:05 PM »

Random stupid sciencey pun I just made up

What do you say to bid a pharmacist farewell?

Bye, O chemist!
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