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« Reply #360 on: November 05, 2015, 07:00:52 PM »

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one - and let the other one off.
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« Reply #361 on: November 05, 2015, 07:26:07 PM »

A baby seal walks into a club...

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #362 on: November 06, 2015, 01:11:13 AM »

I don't get it .-.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #363 on: November 06, 2015, 01:14:18 AM »

Think about the other meanings of the word " Club" Pan.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #364 on: November 06, 2015, 01:25:45 AM »

Still not getting it .-.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #365 on: November 06, 2015, 02:20:17 AM »

it's a reference to clubbing baby seals
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #366 on: November 06, 2015, 06:16:17 AM »

What did one wall say to the other?

Meet you at the corner.

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« Reply #367 on: November 07, 2015, 07:38:57 PM »

Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other: "How do you drive this thing?"
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #368 on: November 08, 2015, 02:07:25 AM »

Nice XD

What did one ion say to the other? "I've got my ion you!"
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« Reply #369 on: November 08, 2015, 08:03:31 PM »

What is the differnce between a Scientist and a plumber?
How they say Unionized
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #370 on: November 09, 2015, 03:20:46 AM »

I didn't get that when I first saw it yesterday because I kept reading that as "un-ionized" ::) Nice tho XP

Not really a joke, but http://40.media.tumblr.com/f24e8ec36c72937f4cd1d979e8f6b0e1/tumblr_nshpyzvxFr1qj77y7o1_500.jpg
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #371 on: November 09, 2015, 03:34:56 AM »

Nice XD
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #372 on: November 10, 2015, 04:14:13 AM »

A traveler,very new to America, walks around new York city.
First he walks past an opera house and hears the performance. ME MEMEMEEEE! He starts repeating it.
Second he walks past a restaurant where some hungry children are banging their silverware against the table and chanting: forks and knives! Forks and knives! He starts repeating the two phrases.
Third he walks past a warehouse with a TV playing a glade commercial advertising their new "plug ins" and repeating the phrase: Plug it in! Plug it in!
Next he walks past a murder scene in the. Middle of the street.  "WHO DID THIS?" A police officer asks. "ME MEMEMEEE!" The traveler replies. "What did you kill him with?" The officer looks at him questioningly. "Forks and knives! Forks and knives!" The traveler recites.  "Your getting the electric chair buddy!" The furious police office handcuffs him roughly. The frantic traveler recites his last phrase. "Plug it in! Plug it in!"
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #373 on: November 10, 2015, 08:14:06 PM »

Heard that one before but as:

"Who did this?"
1. We did it! (Like yay we did it! *Smiles*)

"What was the murder weapon?"
2. Forks and Knifes!

"Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
3. Goody Goody Gumdrops
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #374 on: November 11, 2015, 02:15:27 AM »

Heard that one before but as:

"Who did this?"
1. We did it! (Like yay we did it! *Smiles*)

"What was the murder weapon?"
2. Forks and Knifes!

"Do you have anything to say for yourself?"
3. Goody Goody Gumdrops

:D lol
That's one my adopted big bro told me a long while back. I used all of its funnyness telling it to my friends over and over so I though here would bebthe perfect spot to revamp it.
Oh my gosh XD I say goodie goodie gumdrops all the time!
and I totaly feel like that traveler would be me in any country other than America. I literalu know just enough of every language to get me killed in its native country. :P
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