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GeeBeezy

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #450 on: November 03, 2016, 12:37:40 AM »

i tried to math joke o^o
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #451 on: November 09, 2016, 04:51:43 PM »

Adam and Eve: the first people not to read the Apple terms and conditions
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #452 on: November 09, 2016, 07:22:38 PM »

B E A U T I F U L
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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #453 on: March 18, 2017, 03:48:11 AM »

So I accidentally made a terrible pun in physics and didn't even notice at first

We were wondering why rotational work still uses W when all the other rotational whatnots get fancy Greek letters

So we started talking about using psi, 'cause hey, psi looks kinda cool

But my physics teacher said psi is already used for something else

So I said that you can't just decide on a letter

You can't just decide

Depside
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #454 on: March 18, 2017, 10:13:07 AM »

You sparkling word squeezer you.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #455 on: April 05, 2017, 10:23:27 AM »

Our building maintenance guy had to undergo surgery the other day and have his legs amputated...

Now he's just a handyman.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #456 on: April 05, 2017, 11:36:24 AM »

U lil shit ;D
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #457 on: April 05, 2017, 12:04:35 PM »

Ur a witty
lil shit
I'll give u that m8
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #458 on: April 05, 2017, 12:05:05 PM »

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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #459 on: April 10, 2017, 12:48:13 PM »

hehe
I was holding back but
PUNS GALORE

A penguin only finishes his house when igloos it together
A racing horse's life is always on track
Bakers share recipes on a knead to dough basis
An experienced carpenter really nails the job
A trainee however just screws everything up
A bakery that burned down is a business that is toast
Disorganised aquatic animals are otter chaos
The french cheese factory that blew up had de-brie everywhere
The delivery service for the post office is a mail dominated industry
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #460 on: April 11, 2017, 11:18:33 AM »

I don't even know what to say
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #461 on: October 08, 2017, 01:59:58 PM »

I thought this one up myself

The once was an office block. Inside where the oddballs of the evil corporation that specialised in infiltration. They had four employees working in the building and every single one of them had this special ability.
There was Glutton, who had the ability to eat anything that crossed his path. Steel, concrete, anything.
There was Deceiving, who had the ability to lie his way out of any situation with a straight face.
There was Memory, who had the ability to remember anything she has seen in the past.
And then there was Looks.
Looks was by far the most powerful one of them all. He could shapeshift into any human being on the planet and essentially become them, hence ‘Looks’.
One of his tactics in his line of work was to turn into one of his co-workers and pose as them, so they could sneak in undetected.
However, this also posed an issue in the workspace. Looks would often change shape to look like his co-workers to get out of work, or even prank his fellow employees.
However, there was one flaw in his ability though. There was a blemish on the back of his neck that always transferred over when he changed to look like somebody.
So, every time Glutton and Memory would walk into the office and see Deceiving, they would have to double check for that little blemish on the back of his neck.
Because, you know, Looks can be Deceiving.
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #462 on: October 08, 2017, 02:04:11 PM »

XD I kinda wanna see that premise made into an anime now
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #463 on: October 09, 2017, 02:12:00 AM »

XD I kinda wanna see that premise made into an anime now
Me too
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Re: Jokes?
« Reply #464 on: October 10, 2017, 12:22:55 PM »

I thought this one up myself

The once was an office block. Inside where the oddballs of the evil corporation that specialised in infiltration. They had four employees working in the building and every single one of them had this special ability.
There was Glutton, who had the ability to eat anything that crossed his path. Steel, concrete, anything.
There was Deceiving, who had the ability to lie his way out of any situation with a straight face.
There was Memory, who had the ability to remember anything she has seen in the past.
And then there was Looks.
Looks was by far the most powerful one of them all. He could shapeshift into any human being on the planet and essentially become them, hence ‘Looks’.
One of his tactics in his line of work was to turn into one of his co-workers and pose as them, so they could sneak in undetected.
However, this also posed an issue in the workspace. Looks would often change shape to look like his co-workers to get out of work, or even prank his fellow employees.
However, there was one flaw in his ability though. There was a blemish on the back of his neck that always transferred over when he changed to look like somebody.
So, every time Glutton and Memory would walk into the office and see Deceiving, they would have to double check for that little blemish on the back of his neck.
Because, you know, Looks can be Deceiving.

I love you. That's beautiful.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw
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