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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2015, 02:01:03 PM »

[Wow :D ]

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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2015, 02:06:29 PM »

You attempt to shove the letter back into the slit. You realize that there appears to be some form of door blocking you from doing so. Damn. You have no choice but to keep the stupid letter.

Hello again.

I told you nobody would respond to your calls.

And in order to write and send this letter, you've made me 2 minutes late for an important meeting.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Enjoy your stay.


Do you:

A - Get upset
B - Lay down
C - Kill the letter rip it up evil letter
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #17 on: August 27, 2015, 02:12:16 PM »

A followed by C?
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #18 on: August 27, 2015, 02:17:04 PM »

Ditto
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #19 on: August 27, 2015, 02:19:34 PM »

Filled with sadness and confusion and anger, you stomp on the ground in frustration before tearing the letter to bits. What's going on? How could this happen to you, you never did anything wrong. Why was all this happening? Who was this Miss Eleanor Pott?
As you wallow in your upsettedness, a letter is slipped through the slit.

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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #20 on: August 27, 2015, 02:20:18 PM »

Survey the room
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #21 on: August 27, 2015, 02:25:06 PM »

You survey the room. It is white. There are no windows, there is one bed, and the only color other than white that is not from you is the grey envelopes and light blue paper scattered on the floor from Miss Eleanor Pott. You see there isn't much to survey. You turn back to look down at the letter.

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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #22 on: August 27, 2015, 02:33:01 PM »

Consume the letter to absorb it's dark powers.
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #23 on: August 27, 2015, 02:42:55 PM »

You consider that and then realize that you don't have your dark powers license. You pick up the letter and read it instead.

Greetings.

My name is Anne.

I live next to the center, in my family's beach house.

It's a pleasure to meet you, it's been a while since I had somebody to write letters to.

At least, somebody who I know for a fact will read them.

After all, I've been in that place. It's not like the poor people there have anything better to do.

Sorry, that sounded a little cruel.

What I meant was....Well, forget it. Sorry.

Anyways, it would be nice to have somebody to talk to. Perhaps you could send me a letter back?

Sincerely,
      Anne Meriweather.


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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #24 on: August 27, 2015, 02:50:20 PM »

Sulk more and consider writing back.
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2015, 03:02:14 PM »

You fill your daily sulk quota after angrily glowering at the wall for a few minutes. You then look around, wondering if you could write this Anne person back. You then remember you have no writing tools or blank paper.

What do you do?
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #26 on: August 27, 2015, 05:11:34 PM »

We have blood. That will suffice as ink. We have fingers, the index nail and tip is an effective pen. We can write on the back of her letter. Go hard or go home.  8)
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #27 on: August 27, 2015, 11:02:51 PM »

The thought crosses your mind. A worthy plan! It is then vetoed by your common sense. What kind of self-respecting whatever-you-are would send a letter of blood to someone? It's just uncivil. You lay down on the bed and decide to wonder a little more about why you're here.

Do you

A - Reread Anne's Letter
B - Reread Miss Eleanor Pott's Letters
C - Sleep
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #28 on: August 27, 2015, 11:06:12 PM »

B please
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #29 on: August 27, 2015, 11:14:34 PM »

You read over Miss Eleanor Pott's three letters to you so far.

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Hello.

I am Miss Eleanor Pott.

I am the one who has put you here.

You needn't feel any worry, you are safe. And because of this, many others are safe too.

Enjoy your stay.

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Hello again.

Apologies for how brief the first letter was. I have an incredibly busy schedule so I would like you to know that I am currently taking time off of my very busy schedule to explain some things to you.

This is a containment facility.

You are the only thing currently here.

Do not ask why.

You can't ask why anyways, you lack the materials to write a letter and if you verbally inquire nobody will ever answer.

You are dangerous, and must be contained.

Do not ask why.

Enjoy your stay.


Hello again.

I told you nobody would respond to your calls.

And in order to write and send this letter, you've made me 2 minutes late for an important meeting.

I hope you're proud of yourself.

Enjoy your stay.


What do you do?
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