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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #30 on: August 27, 2015, 11:16:19 PM »

Ask why, loudly and constantly for the next hour.
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #31 on: August 27, 2015, 11:21:46 PM »

You do exactly that, which leads to another letter being slipped through the slit.

Do you:

A - Read the letter
B - Leave it be and continue the obnoxious mating call of the 5-year-old spoiled brat
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #32 on: August 27, 2015, 11:22:49 PM »

[I loled at b]

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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #33 on: August 27, 2015, 11:32:03 PM »

You read the letter

Hello.

Stop being an imbecile.

Enjoy your stay.


What do you do?
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #34 on: August 27, 2015, 11:32:56 PM »

Declare out loud that you cannot possibly enjoy this "stay."
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2015, 01:18:49 AM »

You ask aloud "How could I possibly enjoy my stay, Miss Eleanor Pott?" But, after waiting 15 minutes, there is no letter to answer you. Looks like she's gotten tired of answering your bullcrap

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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #36 on: August 28, 2015, 01:37:30 AM »

Look around for any possible escape or hidden helpful stuff
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #37 on: August 28, 2015, 02:43:24 AM »

You search the room for any hidden things or escape routes. You find a spider.

A - Keep the spider for company
B - Kill the eight-legged demon bug
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #38 on: August 28, 2015, 03:05:20 AM »

A. For now.
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2015, 03:20:08 AM »

You decide to keep the little spider. It's actually quite cute, to be honest. Small and fluffy. And seemingly friendly. You debate on what to name your new friend.

What should you name the spider?
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #40 on: August 28, 2015, 03:20:31 AM »

Bill.
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #41 on: August 28, 2015, 03:22:19 AM »

You name the spider William, Bill for short. Bill sits atop your shoulder as you turn back around to see that another letter had been slipped through the slit.

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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #42 on: August 28, 2015, 03:25:04 AM »

Read the letter while preparing to be upset again.
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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2015, 03:31:32 AM »

You prepare yourself for more negative emotions as you open and read the letter.

Hello again.

It's Anne.

I'm probably being very impatient, but I noticed you haven't written me back yet.

It's terribly lonely here.

Just...maybe consider it? I haven't spoken to anyone in a long time.

Please?

Sincerely,
    Anne Meriweather


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Re: Thread for Cabbie's Stories/Cabbie's Crap/Cabbie's Ideas
« Reply #44 on: August 28, 2015, 03:40:37 AM »

Consider sending Bill through the mail slot to get a pen. Probably realize it won't work.
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