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School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« on: June 20, 2010, 05:23:50 AM »

We went on a school trip. (Just saying, I already posted this story on youngblood, but jic, i want others to read this. some may find it funny, and others may find it offensive. if you find it offensive, let me just say, YOU WERE WARNED)
So, anyway, we had a pink flemingo mascot that was enflatable. It deflated, so this kid blew it back up and said (oh, ps, they named this thing Herpes.... of all things) "I gave Herpes a blow job, so now he's firm and hard". I listened to ten hours of that. Vould you survive it?
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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2010, 05:56:12 AM »

I would if i had my Iphone with me.

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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2010, 09:25:32 AM »

touch bats don't last that long. :( boo
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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2010, 11:00:23 AM »

u r rght
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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #4 on: June 21, 2010, 06:45:30 AM »

Yeah.

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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #5 on: June 21, 2010, 07:48:23 AM »

Think so?
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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2010, 09:11:30 AM »

Yeah.

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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2010, 09:13:54 AM »

Let me say, it's not the FIRST "capital offence"
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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2010, 09:14:25 AM »

OMG!!!

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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2010, 10:16:05 AM »

IKR!!!!!! Once, a guy was innapropriately touching a girl.
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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2010, 10:52:54 AM »

GROSSS!!!!!!!

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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2010, 10:08:37 PM »

Yeah.... My school is basically one big mind based on sexual behaviour.
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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #12 on: June 22, 2010, 10:11:38 AM »

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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2010, 11:12:26 AM »

How much you wanna bet that they'll get in trouble later on in life with sexual behaviours?
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Re: School bus ride (10 hours!!!!!)
« Reply #14 on: June 23, 2010, 07:19:07 AM »

Like rapist?
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