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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #120 on: September 14, 2017, 02:41:37 PM »

124. Take Kelsie to see a horror movie.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #121 on: September 14, 2017, 04:00:51 PM »

125. Sign Kelsie up for the SAT
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #122 on: September 15, 2017, 09:33:33 AM »

126. insist that Nate and Flicker r bother and sister
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #123 on: September 15, 2017, 11:17:12 AM »

127. Call Flicker "Riley Saldana"
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #124 on: September 15, 2017, 11:37:05 AM »

128. whenever Nate makes a claim about the powers, ask where he's getting his statistics
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #125 on: September 15, 2017, 11:38:31 AM »

129. Tell him that the Curve is not statistically significant
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #126 on: September 15, 2017, 11:41:46 AM »

130. assume that Nate is bad at STEM subjects and make fun of him mercilessly for it, if he denies it then tell him that there's more evidence for that then most of the rules he set up for his own powers
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #127 on: September 15, 2017, 11:46:29 AM »

131. Honestly just make fun of not all the Zeroes for the terrible grades we know they all have from seemingly not doing any schoolwork at all
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #128 on: September 15, 2017, 11:50:37 AM »

132. play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fIGgK1wjYmU on full blast when Ren, Davey, Swarm, and [New Nexus Zero] are introduced
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #129 on: September 16, 2017, 03:30:56 AM »

Omg XD

133. Replace everything in Chizara's house with high-tech versions
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #130 on: September 16, 2017, 03:35:42 AM »

Idk why i talk about mystery skills so much on this forum

Ask Chizara to take u to the library and hang out in the computer section the entire time
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #131 on: September 16, 2017, 03:39:02 AM »

Don't stop though

135. Give Chizara a heart attack and then her failing heart will have to be augmented with automated machine parts (because this is exactly how this works)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #132 on: September 16, 2017, 03:42:13 AM »

U srsly have to listen to the new album tho, it's lit

135. Tell Nate that in the novel about his life, he isn't technically a main character
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #133 on: September 16, 2017, 03:43:42 AM »

Yesssss I'll listen today

136. Tell Ethan that the novel of his life starts out with him majorly effing up
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #134 on: September 16, 2017, 03:57:31 AM »

Do et. Also @ 136 he wouldn't be surprised in the slightest

137. Tell Tee and Flicker that the internet Knows that they're into voyeurism
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