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ravenoid-ish

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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #15 on: September 07, 2017, 07:46:59 AM »

ay its another person who's read zeroes, i think that makes like, 5 of us. hi there.

19. call Ren and Davey out for excessive PDA
20. ask Swarm for relationship advice
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #16 on: September 07, 2017, 10:11:20 AM »

We are Legion

21. Ask Chizara and Kelsie about their sex life.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #17 on: September 07, 2017, 10:15:33 AM »

22. ask Flicker if shes into voyeurism (im sorry ive been wanting to make this joke for ages)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #18 on: September 07, 2017, 10:26:40 AM »

(I snorted)

23. ...Ask if Ethan is into dirty talk
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #19 on: September 07, 2017, 10:33:43 AM »

(good to know we're both bad people)

23. ask Kelsie if she likes orgies
24. act like ur really sorry about Nate's car getting "stolen while he was as Flicker's place"
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #20 on: September 07, 2017, 10:38:20 AM »

(Okay but 23 actually makes too much sense?!)

25. Have a smartphone, a smartwatch, an iPod, and every other handheld tech thingy imaginable on you while around Chizara.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #21 on: September 07, 2017, 10:43:08 AM »

(u mean 23.2 cuz i cant fucking count, whoops)

26. ask Thibault if he likes staying in hotels
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #22 on: September 07, 2017, 10:44:12 AM »

(As a math major, I'm majorly triggered)

27. Scream every time Anon speaks to you like he's a ghost
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #23 on: September 07, 2017, 10:45:58 AM »

28. Ask Ethan if he loses his voice when he gets a cold.
29. Play "Get down Mr. President" with Nate.
30. Tell Thibault he has a forgettable face.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #24 on: September 07, 2017, 10:48:39 AM »

31. ask Ethan what Thibaults name is when Thibault is around
32. ask Nate what he thinks about Trump's politics
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #25 on: September 07, 2017, 10:51:05 AM »

33. When Davey is around, say that you only accept credit or debit.
34. Ask Anon if he's part of Anonymous.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #26 on: September 07, 2017, 10:52:18 AM »

35. whenever Chizara asks a question, tell her to google it
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #27 on: September 07, 2017, 11:07:59 AM »

36. Ask Kelsie what she's doing for Fathers Day (I'm really sorry about this one)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #28 on: September 07, 2017, 11:08:26 AM »

37. Constantly talk about how great it is that Nate and Flicker are like brother and sister.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #29 on: September 07, 2017, 11:12:04 AM »

38. ask Nate if he's ever been in the friendzone
39. ask Ethan if he's ever been in the freindzone
40. ask Sonia if she's ever been in the friendzone
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