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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #45 on: September 07, 2017, 11:56:59 AM »

56. Really go all out and lock them all in a hotel scheduled for demolition.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #46 on: September 07, 2017, 12:00:20 PM »

(fuck yeah)

57. i would say lock Swarm, Ren, and Davey in a room together, but absolutely no one wants nor needs that much emotional dysfunction in such close proximity
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #47 on: September 07, 2017, 12:02:53 PM »

(I wish that all of our Nexus hopes become canon *blows eyelash*)

56. Hack Sonia's blog and fill it with Sonic the Hedgehog content.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #48 on: September 07, 2017, 12:07:39 PM »

(god we're gonna need that)

58. ask Ethan if Sonia is his celebrity crush. i suppose this would also work the other way around
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #49 on: September 07, 2017, 12:11:26 PM »

59. Write fanfic of Sonia and Ethan, it would probably get popular considering their Internet fame
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #50 on: September 07, 2017, 12:14:16 PM »

60. ask one of the people who Nate maniplulated during The Bike Incident why they were following 2 small children
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #51 on: September 07, 2017, 12:18:09 PM »

61. Remind Nate that if/when he decided to become a politician, his powers won't help with online campaigning or getting the money to run in the first place
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #52 on: September 07, 2017, 12:22:35 PM »

62. point out that Thibault could totally just skype call his family, like srsly why has no one thought of that
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #53 on: September 07, 2017, 12:25:56 PM »

(...true :o Maybe they wouldn't recognize him?)

63. Point out that since Thibault and Kelsie were roomates, they Must Be Dating
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #54 on: September 07, 2017, 12:32:35 PM »

(chances r that half the time Kelsie doesn't even remember she has a roomate, so this would probably just confuse her)

64. tell teachers that Ethan is cheating during oral presentations with his power
Cursed#. ask if Ethan is good at oral

edit* shit i should have saved that last one for #69
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #55 on: September 07, 2017, 12:37:25 PM »

(Oh my god XD)

65. Ask Ethan about his one date with that college girl at the beginning of the first book and ask if it was worth it to almost get him thrown in jail
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #56 on: September 07, 2017, 12:44:28 PM »

66. make Flicker use her powers for really mundance things like checking to see if Walmart has this specific type of yogurt before u go into the store
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #57 on: September 07, 2017, 12:47:25 PM »

(I feel like that's Thibault and Flicker as a married couple)

67. Ask Flicker if she has to see her family and friends naked when they're in the shower
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #58 on: September 07, 2017, 12:54:33 PM »

68. ask Lily what she thinks of Flicker's friends and listen politely while she goes off on a 3 hour long rant about how creepy they are. make sure at least 1 of the other zeroes r within hearing distance of this
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #59 on: September 07, 2017, 12:59:57 PM »

69 (hehe). Ask Anon if he's ever creeped on a couple when they didn't notice he was there
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