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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #60 on: September 07, 2017, 01:04:12 PM »

(oh good so he and his girlfriend r both into voyeurism)

70. try to get the zeroes go to the mall with u every christmas eve
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #61 on: September 07, 2017, 01:16:14 PM »

(Relationship goals)

71. Set up a Secret Santa for the Zeroes
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #62 on: September 07, 2017, 01:20:51 PM »

72. tell the zeroes that, with their track record, they should probably all just go into hiding whenever a holiday comes around
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #63 on: September 07, 2017, 01:24:22 PM »

73. But then tell them that they should ignore all good judgement and buy them a six-person group costume for Halloween.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #64 on: September 07, 2017, 01:29:27 PM »

74. tell Ethan that his haircut is just as bad as Swarm's
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #65 on: September 07, 2017, 01:30:04 PM »

75. Just. Shave Ethan's head
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #66 on: September 07, 2017, 01:34:26 PM »

76. Tell Nate or Nate' s family that your favorite Mexican restaurant is taco bell
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #67 on: September 07, 2017, 01:36:50 PM »

77. Threaten Ethan to tell his mom e v e r y t h i n g
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #68 on: September 07, 2017, 01:46:14 PM »

78. Constantly point out that The Dish doesn't have a license to sell alcohol, but don't question the legality of anything else they do
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2017, 08:52:43 AM »

79. Go to the Dish (or any of the clubs that Kelsie frequents) and pretend you're an undercover narc
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2017, 08:54:46 AM »

80. Lecture Ren and Davey about how they got married too early, and teenage relationships never last.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2017, 08:59:56 AM »

81. Make a "til death do us part" joke to Ren
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2017, 09:02:09 AM »

82. ask Ren and Davey if they liked living in Portland, and if they made any friends there
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2017, 09:03:39 AM »

83. Tell Davey that money can't buy happiness.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2017, 09:04:14 AM »

84. Refer to Ren and Davey as Ren and Stimpy
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