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100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« on: January 03, 2016, 02:27:50 PM »

It another one of these threads. :)

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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #1 on: January 03, 2016, 02:29:15 PM »

In case the forum does that thing
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2016, 02:34:10 PM »

1. Convince everyone to wear blindfolds around Flicker
2. Pretend not to see Anon
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #3 on: March 19, 2017, 01:29:12 PM »

3. Be on your phone/laptop/tablet around Chizara
4. Refer to "Glorious Leader" as Donald Trump
5. Make Swarm puns to Kelsie
6. Send Ethan clips from The Voice
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #4 on: May 08, 2017, 02:32:37 AM »

No matter where you describe. Try again or not

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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2017, 04:59:17 PM »

Your information, I strongly agree.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2017, 11:59:53 AM »

bug Flicker and/or Thibault about Flicker's stalkerish tendencies
try to get Nate to play sports at every available opportunity
grill Ethan about the game mechanics of Red Scepter
convince all the other zeroes to ask Ethan to pretend to be their boyfriend for every minor family gathering
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2017, 12:20:42 PM »

Welcome to the forum! I'm glad there are more members who have read Zeroes :)
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2017, 01:00:47 PM »

hi, i'm glad to see there's actual zeroes content somewhere
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2017, 08:29:48 PM »

7. Call them Millennials instead of Zeros.
8. Force Ethan to breath helium when the voice kicks in.
9. Punch Thibault and say 'I didn't see you, so you must have run into my fist.'
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #10 on: June 17, 2017, 04:09:44 AM »

Number seven tho ::)

10. Duct tape Ethan's mouth shut.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #11 on: June 17, 2017, 08:59:23 AM »

11. ask Chizara to fix your car
12. say "so jot that down" after everything you say to Nate
13. draw lewd things on napkins/notepads whenever you're with Flicker and stare at them often, just in case
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #12 on: June 17, 2017, 02:25:50 PM »

14. Ask Chizara if she "ships" Thibault and Flicker
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Re: 100 ways to annoy the Zeroes characters
« Reply #13 on: June 22, 2017, 05:54:32 AM »

15. occasionally remind Chizara and Thibault about how they should both have extensive criminal records, actually do this with all the characters, but it will annoy Chizara and Thibault the most
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