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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #285 on: October 23, 2019, 05:37:03 PM »

These are all really funny so I decided to resurrect the thread with them you're welcome.

Louis: "Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen."

Alouicious: "Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose."

Logan: "Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

Muriel the Eternal Beholder of the Face of Endless Beneficence behind the Thin Curtain of Mortality: "The longer the title the less important the job."

Lanying: "Good girls are bad girls that never get caught."

Biff: "Some people say “If you can’t beat them, join them”. I say “If you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise."

Lifen: "You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice."

Agni: "The real reason women live longer than men is because they don’t have to live with women."

Lifen: "Some people are like Slinkies … not really good for anything, but you can’t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."

Lord Ledaal Wen: "Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up."

Mengyao: "Eat right, exercise, die anyway."

Lucas: "I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours."

Mengyao: "When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water."

Reed/Topknot: "I will leave a beautiful corpse."

Lanfen: "Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are."

Mabel: "Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?"

Bingweng: "By the time you learn the rules of life, you’re too old to play the game."

Mrs Song: "Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough."

Muriel: "Lite: the new way to spell “Light,” now with 20% fewer letters!"

James: "I went to see my doctor. “Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror, I feel like throwing up. What’s wrong with me?” He said “I don’t know but your eyesight is perfect.”

Enric: "Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go."

Van: "If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it."

Michael: "How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."

Lanying: "Asking dumb questions is easier than correcting dumb mistakes."


All of human history is alcohol and horses.


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