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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #45 on: February 29, 2016, 10:18:40 PM »

Death and Kirby:

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And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

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GreyCaboose

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #46 on: March 01, 2016, 12:52:34 AM »

a M AZING HA

THAT'S THEM THAT'S THE RELATIONSHIP
AND IT'S GREAT

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Alouicious: There's a line between being sassy and being an asshole and I cross it every day

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Claudia: Wait, you said 'SEND NUDES'? I thought you said 'SEND NUKES' hahaha whoops I uh guess you should evacuate your city or something lol

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Dama De Santa Muerte: I am a demisexual meaning I am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. Move out of the way assholes. Im gonna fuck Zeus

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James: 'I'm not bitter' I say bitterly, with a bitter expression

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Kirby: Yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

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Abigail: At my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that I am not inside. Instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam song is playing in the background.
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Nevermind, my mom says I can't do that.

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Mephistopheles: Oh, criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely KILLING it on the dance floor! Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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Claudia: I may seem like an angry person on the outside but deep inside I'm actually angrier

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Kirby: (at full volume, most likely on the roof at 3 AM) PIZZA IS THE ONLY LOVE TRIANGLE I WANT

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Alouicious: So when Aphrodite lies around in a giant clam shell naked she's a goddess but when I do it I'm drunk and no longer welcome at the aquarium

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Providence: Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I'm a jerk.

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Kirby: Are you a dog? No? Goodbye

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James: (to Sheila, at some point) my hands are cold let me put them in your pants

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James: @the universe. please chill. im trying my best

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Asa: No bro this isn't a date listen bro it's bruhnch

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Mephistopheles: I may be short but you're still beneath me

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Purgatory: I'm gay and hate effort

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Six: WHO ELSE IS BLOSSOMING INTO A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN with no chill

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Six: *choking back tears* wanna fight

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Thirteen: (to himself) Wow, you got issues, pal

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I WAS HIT BY THE INSPIRATION TRAIN AND I BROKE BOTH MY LEGS BUT HERE YOU GO HAVE FUN GIGGLING AS MUCH AS I DID
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Panzercrappitastica

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #47 on: March 01, 2016, 01:14:50 AM »

I am laughing so hard XD
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #48 on: March 01, 2016, 06:54:20 AM »

These are so accurate and so hilarious. I lost it at Meph's XDD
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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #49 on: March 01, 2016, 12:13:32 PM »

I CAN'T PICK A FAVORITE CAB. DO IT AGAIN.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

GreyCaboose

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #50 on: March 08, 2016, 01:17:35 AM »

Alright!!! :D

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Alouicious: Do U ever wish u were Mysterious but u cant stop talking about urself

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Six: no mom i already have a job its called being hardcore

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Claudia: i want my tombstone to say "am i dead? bitch i might be"

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Alouicious: I get butterflies when I think about myself

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Ria: I need my lipstick as red as the blood of angry men and eyeliner black like the dark of ages past

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Muriel: this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don't be afraid

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James: Sorry I was speeding officer, I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

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13: *gorillaz feel good inc laugh*

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Mephistopheles: ok yes i may be evil and morally corrupt but i'm also incredibly beautiful and i think that makes up for it honestly

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Kirby: "whats your sexuality" "money"

in a similar vein:

Kirby: 'money can't make you happy' WELL IT SURE AS HELL CAN'T MAKE ME SAD

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Mephistopheles: everyone who died and was killed on my quest to get really good hair and fashion deserved it and i dont care

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Alouicious: sometimes i think i'm better than everyone else and then i remember i am

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Six: write 'nothing is set in stone' on my grave as both a witty joke and subtle reminder that i'll be back

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Horace: Catch me in Grand Theft Auto watering plants and helping the elderly

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James: 'once you've hit rock bottom the only place to go is up!! :^)' you underestimate me. i've brought my pickaxe and i'm ready to dig.

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Sheila: why must the cute ones (me) suffer
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Catvomitsky

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #51 on: March 08, 2016, 01:27:56 AM »

Cabbie, you have a gift. Again, Meph's killed me XD

Where do you find these text posts? I always want to make text post memes but I can't find pics of the posts themselves
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #52 on: March 08, 2016, 01:33:58 AM »

You really do have a knack for this XD
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GreyCaboose

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #53 on: March 08, 2016, 01:34:44 AM »

Haha, thanks guys! I have a lot of fun with them, too!

Where do you find these text posts? I always want to make text post memes but I can't find pics of the posts themselves

I've been finding them on Pinterest and google images from searching for text post memes for like, other fandoms. You never know when a Borderlands or Avengers text post meme will have exactly what you're looking for!! But yeah, Pinterest and google for me.
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #54 on: March 08, 2016, 01:39:57 AM »

Ooh, thanks!
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #55 on: March 08, 2016, 11:16:08 AM »

JAMES AND HORACE GIVE ME LIFE. I love them all BUT JAMES AND HORACE.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #56 on: March 22, 2016, 07:05:47 PM »

I'll let you guys decide who said these;

"I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic that they'd ever crashed"

"I just walked into a room at the party and someone yelled dibs"

"Just woke up wearing a top hat and Simpsons boxers. I also found more money in my wallet than when I went out. About 1000 dollars more"

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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

Julia The Bookworm

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #57 on: March 23, 2016, 12:25:37 AM »

they're all Al.
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Panzercrappitastica

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #58 on: March 23, 2016, 12:26:12 AM »

I though the same thing XD Especially the second one ::)
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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #59 on: March 23, 2016, 08:11:06 AM »

XD Okay whatever.

Got more;

"so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog."

"I told you I was good to drive"
"dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate"

"Renamed my Ipod the Titanic so that when I plug it in the screen says; 'The Titanic is syncing'"

"Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade"
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw
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