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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #97 on: May 15, 2016, 12:41:39 PM »



you fellas sure are goofy
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #98 on: June 05, 2016, 11:51:36 PM »

Sheila: "For Christmas I want a dragon!"
Santa: "Be realistic!"
Sheila: "Okay, a boyfriend."
Santa: "What color do you want your dragon?"

Lanying: "My hands are cold let me put them in your pants"

Six: "If punk is dead then how am I still here?"

Eight: "What do you call sad coffee? Depresso."

Horace: "I am the fries at the bottom of the McDonalds bag. I go unnoticed at first but people are always happy to find me."

Logan: "On my grave it will say 'regretting all the ships that never sailed' and some people will think that that's poetic but others will know."

Muriel: "Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose."

James: *Takes 50 selfies* *Deletes 49 selfies* *Stares at last selfie until it turns ugly* *Deletes last selfie*

Everyone: "You can't be that attracted to someone who isn't real"
Kirby: "Someone isn't getting invited to the wedding"

Purgatory: *Steals your girl* *Providence finds out and makes me return her and apologize*

Everyone: "You're blocking the view"
Alouicious: "I am the view"

Tallis: "If you have a parrot and you haven't taught it to say 'help they've turned me into a parrot' you are wasting your life"

Everyone: "Are you okay you look tired are you upset you look confused are you mad at me what happened to you are you sick"
Horace: "IT'S MY FACE"

Louis: "Making my way downtown, walking fast-"
Lucas: "Hello Louis."
Louis: "Walking faster"

Michael: "If it scares and excites you at the same time then you should probably do it"
Claudia: "Time to have sex with a blender"
Michael: "Wait no"

Agni: "For Christmas I want a Dragon Blooded"
Santa: "Be realistic!"
Agni: "Okay. A girlfriend."
Santa: "What color did you want your Dragon Blooded?"

Alouicious: "Don't judge me for the things I did five seconds ago I've changed since then."

Muriel: "YOU KNOW HOW YOU HAVE A LITTLE CRUSH ON SOMEONE AND THEN A DAY LATER YOU CATCH YOURSELF THINKING ABOUT THEM A LOT AND IT BECOMES AN ADULT CRUSH AND IT RUINS YOUR LIFE LIKE WTH I DIDN'T SIGN ON FOR THIS"

Purgatory: "Just because I say I've experimented doesn't mean I'm bi I could be an evil scientist"
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #99 on: August 02, 2016, 12:41:09 PM »

Horace's Child: Da!
Horace: *gasp* What was that, kiddo? Wh-where you about to say Da Da? Say Da Da!
Horace's Child: DEATH
Horace: ...Da Da?
Horace's Child: DAMNATION
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #100 on: August 02, 2016, 01:03:41 PM »

O M G
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and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #101 on: August 02, 2016, 01:21:58 PM »

Mephistopheles: I need to make the teleportation spell to get us back to the mortal realm! Cover for me, Hory! *throws Horace a gun*
Horace: W-Woah now, I don't want to shoot anybody!
Mephistopheles: They're just robots, Hory! It's okay to shoot them they're robots!
Horace: *hesitates, but quickly shoots an angel through the leg*
The Angel: *sCREAMS IN AGONY AND FALLS TO THE FLOOR* MY LEG IS SHOT OFF
*Horace stares in horror*
Another Angel: *holding the first angel in her arms* HANK'S BLEEDING TO DEATH, SOMEONE CALL HIS WIFE AND CHILDREN
Horace: *horrified with himself* THEY'RE NOT ROBOTS, MEPH
Mephistopheles: *making a magic portal* ITS A FIGURE OF SPEECH, HORY! THEY'RE BUREACRATS! I DON'T RESPECT THEM!
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #102 on: August 23, 2016, 03:46:10 PM »

I LOVE THEM ;D

Person: Esta what are you doing?
Esta: *Staring intently at Aumus* I'm trying to make him make me a sandwich.

Spark: What if I start crying? [visibly sobbing] Too late! I'm already crying!

Ria: Watch out for the overhang!
Alouicious: No worries! My first year in flight school, you know what they called me? [aggressively not watching where he's going] They called me the tailor! Because of how I thread the needle. Come on. Come on...
Ria: We lost a wing!

Horace: Do not call me "Daddy" in bed. I have had beers with your father. He is a nice man. Do not get me involved.

Lanying: Lanfen, can we talk, one ten to another?
Lanfen: I'm an eleven, but continue

Willow: Why is Spark all curled up in a ball in the middle of the laboratory?
Candela: Oh, Spark? Yeah, he does that every year. It's kinda cute, isn't it? He's like a little houndour.
Spark: [unintelligible mumbling]
Blanche: Candela, I'm pretty sure he's having a panic attack. I'll go over and-
Candela: Okay, Blanche, I get it -- You're a team leader. You like fixing things. But Spark is a VERY DELICATE ECOSYSTEM. The comic relief, the meme machine, and affectionate caretaker all balance out to a perfect team leader. Mess with one, and you mess with everything. He's the human equivalent of a coral reef.
Blanche: Uh oh. Somebody's trying to help him.
Candela, throwing a pokéball at the intruder: HE'S A CORAL REEF.

Candela: GENTLEMEN. LESS CHIT CHAT, MORE ALCOHOL ABUSE.

Alouicious: Murray, I think you should play the role of my father.
Murray: I don't want to be your father.
Alouicious: That's perfect! You already know all of your lines!

Santa de Muerte: How are you?
Claudia: I'm dying. Death is inescapable.

Chante: I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.

Lucas: Bland, boring Louis.
Lucas: If he were a spice, he'd be flour.

Cabwell: I love you all... except you, Bazin. I can't fucking stand you.

Bazin: What are you, like, 12?
Biff: ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10, YES.

Alouicious: My head hurts.
James: That's your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity.

Agni: Hey... What are you doing tonight?
Lanying: More like... Who am I doing? Eh he he he he...
Agni: ...
Lanying: No one. I'm free. What's up?

Blanche: Spark, you disgust me.
Spark: Ah, so you've discussed me.

Louis: Normally, if given the choice between doing something and doing nothing, I'll do nothing. But I will do something if it helps someone else do nothing. I'd work all night if it meant that nothing got done.

Li: How long have you been sleeping with my sister?
Agni: That’s disgusting. And wrong. I don’t even get– why would– I’ve never had sex with anyone, anywhere. It’s none of your- you have- the nerve, the audacity, Lanying is my boss, technically. And she is terrible, face-wise. And how- how- do I know, frankly, that you’re not sleeping with her? Maybe you are. Maybe you’re trying to throw me off? Hmm check and mate.

Chante: So. Welcome to the Song family. You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.

Lanfen: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him.
Lanying: What? No way!
Lanfen: Why not? We already stole a boyfriend.
Agni: Hey, guys.
Lanying: No, we didn't. Agni is a consenting adult. He can do whatever he wants.
Agni: I want to steal.

Lucas: Hola.
Louis: Whoa! Are you Australian?
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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #103 on: August 23, 2016, 04:04:20 PM »

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #104 on: August 23, 2016, 04:06:46 PM »

Is that good
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw
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