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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #120 on: August 30, 2016, 09:56:09 AM »

Alouicious: You're really campaigning for asshole of the year aren't you?
Abdiel: As the defending champion, are you nervous?
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ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #121 on: September 05, 2016, 07:15:38 PM »

Volger:   Do you really want to know how I got injured?
Deryn:   Yes.
Volger:   I was hula hooping. I attended a class for fitness and fun.
Deryn:   Oh my God.
Volger:   Iíve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss. The tornado. The scorpion. The oopsie-doodle.
Deryn:   Why are you telling me this?
Volger:   Because no one will ever believe you.
Deryn:   You sick son of a bitch!

5: Iíve done dangerous stuff before and Iíve come out fine both physically andÖ(pauses)
9:(pause is continuing)Ö5?
5: ....
5: Mentally!

Barlow: When others do a foolish thing, you should always tell them that it's a foolish thing. They can still do that thing, but at least the truth will be where it needs to be.

Chante: I'm a Victoria's Secret model. It's so secret even Victoria doesn't know.

Lanying: I bet you'd look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed.
Agni: No matter how many times you compliment me I'm not making your bed.

Claudia: I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping bombs on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and Iím fucking retarded but I donít care, Iím beautiful. Iím having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ďApacheĒ and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you canít accept me youíre a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Rasopel: You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
James: Yeah he told me you're gay.

Mengyao: When youíve been in my family as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.
Random Dude: Crimson red is not your color!
Mengyao: Crimson red.. Brings OUT MY EYES YOU PRICK!
*Ten years later*
Mengyao: So that's how I Exalted.

James:   Iíve quit being human! I no longer feel pain in my heart OR despair!
(In the distance)
Enric:   If youíre the more human one of us two stop watching so many card game animes.

8: Do you want me to teleport you to safety?
4: You can do that?
8: No but do you want me to?

2: Douchebags come in all shapes and sizes. Just look at our team!

James: So Al, what's it like being you?
Alouicious: Not great.
James: *Chuckling*
Alouicious: Wake up, look in the mirror everyday and hate yourself.
James: Wha-wh-what?
Alouicious: Then you wake up from that nightmare and you're like "Oh wait! I'm Alouicious! I'm the best!"

Connor: Weíve done a lot of things weíre not proud of. Robbing graves, plundering tombs, double parking. But, nobody got hurt. Well, maybe somebody got hurt, but nobody we knew.

« Last Edit: September 05, 2016, 10:50:38 PM by GentlemanBesly »
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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

Catvomitsky

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #122 on: September 05, 2016, 10:53:43 PM »

Perfection. Also the attack helicopter one is so great
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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #123 on: September 05, 2016, 10:54:46 PM »

The helicopter one was my fave ;D had to censor one bit tho >_>
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #124 on: September 05, 2016, 11:55:43 PM »

Lmao
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #125 on: September 06, 2016, 01:17:04 AM »

I don't think you ever told us how Mengyao actually Exalted so as far as we know it is because someone told him crimson red wasn't his color
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #126 on: September 06, 2016, 04:51:27 AM »

Omg.

Brillant.

I think Claudia herself has become a meme.

But why is she talking about having sex with a blender?
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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #127 on: September 11, 2016, 10:24:31 PM »

I don't think you ever told us how Mengyao actually Exalted so as far as we know it is because someone told him crimson red wasn't his color

Canon. Seriously though he wears Too Much Red no one has the guts to tell him.

Omg.

Brillant.

I think Claudia herself has become a meme.

But why is she talking about having sex with a blender?

I dunno mang, none of the other characters liked machines enough for the quote to fit XD

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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #128 on: September 16, 2016, 09:31:28 AM »

Ada:

Lanying:

Lifen:

Louis:

Enric:

Alouicious:

Tallis/Lanying/6/Enric:

RESET:



Bonus Lanying:
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

Catvomitsky

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #129 on: September 16, 2016, 09:38:51 AM »

I LOVE IT

Who is who in the RESET one tho
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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #130 on: September 16, 2016, 09:52:04 AM »

That is up to you cause anyone could be anyone and it would still work.

Two:

Chante:

Lucas Baudin:

Horace:

Eight:

Agni:

Alouicious:

Lanying:

Six:

Cabwell:

Lucas, Louis and Tallis:

Lanying:

Mengyao and Lanying:

Jace:

Also Jace:

Agni regarding Jace:

James:
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

Catvomitsky

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #131 on: September 16, 2016, 09:55:20 AM »

The first Jace one is honestly too relatable.
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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #132 on: September 16, 2016, 09:58:28 AM »

Mine is the first Alouicious one.
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #133 on: September 29, 2016, 10:25:49 AM »

Horace: She has never liked me...*sighs* But someday I'm gonna write a book about this place. Mm-hm, a real smackarooney.

~

Madame Guillotine: *vomiting, she is drunk,*
Horace: Careful now, don't wanna get any on that snappy suit!
Madame Guillotine: ...Don't you have better things to do than mince around and gawk??
Horace: About a million, but Santa Muerte was scared to come in here so I took time out of my busy mincing schedule to tell you you have a phone call.
Madame Guillotine: *gasp!!* Is it Claudia?
Horace: I am sure I don't know.
Madame Guillotine: Do you know you're a little bitch?
Horace: Will you remember this conversation?
Madame Guillotine: ....Probably not, no.
Horace: Well then, f*** off.

~

Horace: Voila!
MG: No. I am not sharing a room with you!
Horace: No, I'm sharing it with you, and it's the last one in the hotel. No view, but it's got two queens.
MG: Where's the other one? Greasing up in the bathroom?
Horace: Oh - You know what???

~

Horace: *in a dress* Well, we just lost the target!
MG:...First of all, if that's my thousand-dollar queen garb, I will have your guts for garters,
Horace: *under his breathe* You need some garters..

~

Horace: Wow, really? My momma told me how much she loved me all the time.
MG: Exactly. Look how you turned out.

~

MG: We don't have the resources to run on this scale anymore! Especially since this one had to go and literally lose his head.
Horace: Yep, that's me, Mister Selfish.

~

Horace: That's not helping.
Purgatory: Well, neither are you, so -
Horace: To reiterate, my hEAD IS GONE.
Purgatory: ...Well! Join a support group!
MG: For who? Undead gay Irishmen spies???

~

MG: Well, you're in charge here. I'm off to get a seaweed wrap!
Horace: Didn't know they made sushi with dried clams...

~

MG: Well I'd be lying if I said I cared.
Santa Muerte: Madame! Horace has his head back! He can use his mouth to talk again!
Horace: La la la!
MG: You mean mince?
Horace: You know what??

~

Santa Muerte: Well, I'm not going, and it's clear you won't let Horace go...
MG: To the Vatican? You think all those Catholic priests wouldn't peg him as...*glances at Purgatory* I-Irish?
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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #134 on: September 29, 2016, 11:41:11 AM »

Y O U N E E D S O M E G A R T E R S

Horace compilation best compilation
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw
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