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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #180 on: November 09, 2016, 11:53:44 AM »

Yep!

James: My personality consists of screaming in pain and screaming in rage. Sometimes, I scream in Pained Rage

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Six: *accidentally slams door* *gets lectured for 84 years*

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Mephistopheles: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

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Enric: I keep getting angrier and angrier every day I'm either becoming an adult or the Incredible Hulk

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Abigail: I am a walking 404 error

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James: Why is Abi on the counter?
Alouicious: She likes to be tall.

Or

Four: Why is Six on the counter?
Eight: She likes to be tall.

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Enric: Okay, I lied - I don't have a license to kill. But I have my learners permit! As soon as my mom gets here you're toast

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Mephistopheles: In a way, aren't we all responsible for my actions,

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James: I feel witchcraft upon me.

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Mephistopheles: Where people like you see a problem I see an opportunity to create worse problems

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Six: Shut up police officer you're like 12

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Mephistopheles: If there's anything I've learned from this - And believe me, I've been trying not to learn anything - It's that I can do anything I want, ever.

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Alouicious: Rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10.
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #181 on: November 09, 2016, 12:01:15 PM »

Mephistopheles: According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

I will never forget this sentence.
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And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #182 on: November 09, 2016, 12:20:14 PM »

True!

Mephistopheles: The reason I sin is because there's a stairway to heaven and a highway to Hell and I sure as sh!t ain't climbing no stairs
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #183 on: November 09, 2016, 12:27:38 PM »

Eminently understandable
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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #184 on: November 09, 2016, 01:51:29 PM »

Yes, very relatable!

Alouicious: Sometimes I think that I'm better than everyone else, and then I remember I am

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Purgatory: If you can't handle me at my worst, I've got some bad news for ya pal. This is me at my best. It doesn't get better and death comes for us all

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Six: OH, YEAH, I WISH I WAS TALLER
Six: *sinking into her chair* I WISH ALL MY FRIENDS WEREN'T 6'4"

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James: Constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #185 on: November 09, 2016, 01:58:15 PM »

The James one is too relatable
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #186 on: November 09, 2016, 02:50:27 PM »

James [on the phone to Al]: Dude tell me what to say to Sheila!
Alouicious: Ok; You are the prettiest, funniest, smartest girl in the 6th grade. I know you're only 11 but I can't stop thinking about you. I've loved talking to you online, I think we should become boyfriend and girlfriend.
James: Okay I guess-
Alouicious: What's that officer? Oh don't worry it's fine! I'm talking to a little boy!

Lanying: Why do you have to throw a wet blanket on my dreams?!
Agni: I do not.
Lanying: You do it all the time! And do you know what I end up with? Wet dreams.
Agni: Y-
Lanying: Yes I realized as soon as I said it let it go.

Fletcher: Every beautiful woman deserves flowers *Whips out cauliflower*

Lord Wen: Knock it off Lihua you don't know anyone at this party
Lihua: Sure I do! *Waves* Hi Li!
Li: *Waves back*
Lord Wen: Huh
Lihua [to camera]: I'm just lucky only one guy waved back.

Chante: Where I come from there is a saying that means "Love is just around the corner". I come from a neighborhood with a lot of prostitutes.

Mama Song: In my culture men take pride in hard work!
Mr Song: That's why I hire men from your culture.
Mama Song: Haha you're too funny. I'll tell that one to my next husband while we spend all your money.

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ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #187 on: November 19, 2016, 01:15:39 AM »

[I'm not sorry]

Agni: *Shoves past Jace* Out of my way nerd
Jace: Did you just call me a nerd, geek?
Agni: *Glares at Jace*
Jace: *Glares at Agni*
Jace: YES I AM A NERD
Bookworm, I'm studious
From my sahasrara to my gluteus
Back in Kindergarten
I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I'm no thaumaturge-
Oh wait, I am!
When I pour my Alpha-bits
I get nothing but straight A's!
My retainer and headgear connect
To a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector!
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape 'em together
Run back to Lanying
and do hard work that she'll never see
You're a slave
That means you're just a servant wannabe!

Agni: That's right, I'm a slave!
But I've got brains and a personality
I wear my longsword sincerely
And my tunics ironically
There're some things you can't learn in a class
Or else I'd sign you up for "Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast"
You're just so early 1013
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing!
I memorized how to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux
Too bad I know no way to neutralize your B.O!
While you're lost in acupuncture letting your fingernails grow long
I'll be juggling dates with Lanfen, Lifen, Lanying and yOUR MOM

Jace: Sure, grooming's not my thing
But I don't care
I look so good in four foot braids
That it's not Renaissance Faire!

Agni: Doesn't LARP stand for loser and reject party?
I'd rather do gateway with hotties
Than play fake army
I tried thaumaturgy once
And I died... of boredom
But this fine ass'd assassin will kick yours post mortem!
Mario Party's the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim
An endless quest of Solitude

Jace: Ooo, you're such an Angry Bird
You're not a gamer 'cause you battle your friends with words!
Your people worship icons
I execute commands
Do you really need a "genius" to teach you how to hold hands?

Agni: I've crashlanded burning ornithopters!
And took in orphans when I was 12 'cause I'm an early adopter
I can wear Chiaroscuro Glass without looking like a dweeb
Okay, maybe not, but I can knit wool socks and make tea from just the leaves

Jace: Your people sacrifice rams before a ship leaves dock?
I keep an actual ram in my house! [His name is Spock]

Agni: You're too small!
Your face is birth control
I troll  Dragon Blooded
You look like an actual troll!

Jace: I'm 100% fluent in Old Realm Glyphs
Casu dani merai [that means you can go suck on a di-]

Agni: Hold on a second
Let me display this manuscript I made
That illustrates the fact you'll never ever procreate

Jace: I just haven't met a woman of a high enough caliber!
The only dates you have are on your sa-sa-sacrificial calendar!

Agni: You're losing this battle!
Your doe eyes won't help
In the future you'll randomly access this memory
AND CRAP YOURSELF!

Jace: You know-

Both: You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain!
Both:...
Agni: o_o
Jace: o_o
Lanying: Now kiss.
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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #188 on: November 19, 2016, 12:13:59 PM »

That's amazing!!!!! Ha!!!

I've been listening to some Hamilton, recently - And I've been putting aside evening time to make this for the past three days!!

So, without any further ado, and with reassurances I'm not trying to steal any thunder, I present Cabbieverse: The Musical's Second Production, featuring members of the Death Council and other Cabbieverse areas as they put on a modified version of:

The Room Where It Happens! (Starring Muerte as Hamilton and Meph as Burr - The number would take place a bit before Meph became part of the Council!)

Meph: Ah, Madame Santa Muerte.

Santa Muerte: My dear Meph, sir.

Meph: Didja hear the news about good old Antoinette?

Santa Muerte: No?

Meph: You know the Ambassador of Murder title?

Santa Muerte: Yeah?

Meph: It's been given to her. Marie's legacy seems secure!

Santa Muerte: Sure.

Meph: And all she had to do was die..

Santa Muerte: That’s a lot less work..

Meph: I oughta give it a try.

Santa Muerte: Heh...

Meph: Now how’re you gonna get your death plan through?

Santa Muerte: I guess I’m gonna fin’ly have to listen to you

Meph: ..Really?

Santa Muerte: “Talk less, smile more..”

Meph: Heh -

Santa Muerte: Do whatever it takes to get my plan on the Council floor!

Meph: Now, The Horseman and Purgatory are merciless.

Santa Muerte: Well, hate the sin, love the sinners!

Horace: Oh, Muerte!

Santa Muerte: I’m sorry Meph, I’ve gotta go

Meph: But -!

Santa Muerte: Decisions are happening over dinner~

Meph: Two Council legends and a rookie chick walk into a room..

Meph and Ensemble: Diametric’ly opposed - Foes!

Meph: They emerge with a compromise, having opened doors that were

Meph and Ensemble: Previously closed!

Council: Bros!!

Meph: The rookie chick emerges with unprecedented supernatural power
And a plane that she can shape however he wants
The Council legends emerge with their own territories in those planes.
And here’s the pièce de résistance:

Meph: No one else was in
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened.
No one else was in
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened!

No one really knows how the game is played,
The art of the trade,
How the sausage gets made,
We just assume that it happens...
But no one else is in
The room where it happens.

Meph and Company: Purgy claims!

Purgatory: Santa Muerte was on Providence's doorstep one day
In distress ‘n disarray

Meph and Company: Purgy claims:

Purgatory: Santa Muerte said:

Santa Muerte: I’ve nowhere else to turn!

Purgatory: And basic’ly begged me to join the fray~

Meph and Company: Purgy claims!

Purgatory: I approached my boyfriend and said
“I know you fear her, but let’s hear what she has to say.”

Meph and Company: Purgy claims!

Purgatory: Well, I arranged the meeting.
I arranged the menu, the venue, the seating!

Meph: But!!
No one else was in

Meph and Company: The room where it happened!
The room where it happened!
The room where it happened!

Meph: No one else was in!!

Meph and Company: The room where it happened,
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened!

Meph: No one really knows how the
Parties get to yesssss,
The pieces that are sacrificed in
Ev’ry game of chesssss,
We just assume that it happens,
But no one else is in
The room where it happens!

Meph and Company: Meanwhile!

Meph: Horace here is grappling with the fact
that not ev’ry issue can be settled by committee!

Company: Meanwhile

Meph: Congress is fighting over who should get what in the planes—

(Company screams in chaos)

Meph:...It isn’t pretty.
Then Purgatory approaches with a dinner and invite
And Horace then responds with his Irishman insight:

Horace: Maybe we can solve one problem with another
and win a victory for us boy monsters, in other words

Purgatory: Oh-ho~

Horace: A quid pro quo!

Purgatory: I suppose...

Horace: Wouldn’t you like to work a little closer to home?

Purgatory: Actually, I would.

Horace: Well, I propose some of Muerte's grassland.

Purgatory: And you’ll provide her with our notes?

Horace: Yes, so let's see how this goes.

Purgatory: Let’s go~

Meph: No!

Council:
- One else was in
The room where it happened!

Meph and Council:
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened!
No one else was in
The room where it happened!
The room where it happened,
The room where it happened!

Meph: My Gods!

Meph and Company:
In Prov' we trust,
But we’ll never really know what got discussed -
Click-boom then it happened!

Meph: ..And no one else was in the room where it happened!

Company:
La Dama De Santa Muerte!

Meph: What did they say to you to get you
to give to them the greatest things you owned?

Company:
La Dama De Santa Muerte!

Meph: Did Providence know about the dinner?
Was there divine and fine pressure to deliver?

Company:
La Dama De Santa Muerte!

Meph: Or did you know, even then, it doesn’t matter
What they'd get out this deal?

Santa Muerte: 'Cause now I have their notes.
I'm in a better spot.

Meph:...You got more than you gave?

Santa Muerte: And I wanted what I got!
When you got bone in the game, you stay in the game!
But you don’t get a win unless you play in the game,
Oh, you get love for it, you get hate for it
You get nothing if you…

Santa Muerte and Council: Wait for it, wait for it, wait!

Santa Muerte: Prov' help and forgive me
I wanna build
Something that is going to
Outlive me

Santa Muerte/Purgatory/Horace/Providence: What do you want, Meph?
What do you want, Meph?

If you stand for nothing
Meph, then what do you fall for?

Meph:...I wanna be in
The room where it happens,
The room where it happens..
I wanna be in
The room where it happens.
The room where it happens.

Meph:                                         Company:
I!                                               I wanna be in
                                                 The room where it happens!
Wanna be                                   The room where it happens!
In the room where it happens       The room where it happens!!!

I!!                                             I wanna be in the room
                                                Where it happens!
I wanna be in the room…            The room where it happens!!
Ohhhhh                                     The room where it happens!!!
Ohhhhhhhh!                               I wanna be in
                                                The room where it happens!
I wanna be,                               The room where it happens!
I wanna be,                               The room where it happens!!

I’ve got to be..                          I wanna be in
I’ve got to be...                         The room where it happens!
In that room                             The room where it happens!
In that big ol’ room                    The room where it happens!!

Company: The art of the compromise—

Meph: Hold your nose and close your eyes..

Company: We want our councilmen to save the day—

Meph: But we don’t get a say in what they trade away!!

Company: We dream of a brand new start—

Meph: But we dream in the dark for the most part!!

Meph and Council: Dark as the tomb where it happens!!

Meph:
I’ve got to be in                              Company:
The room…                                    The room where it happens..

I’ve got to be...
                                                    The room where it happens...
I’ve got to be...
                                                    The room where it happens....
Oh, I’ve got to be in
The room where it happens…           The room where it happens!
I’ve got to be, I’ve gotta be,            The room where it happens!
I’ve gotta be…
In the room!                                   I wanna be in the room!!
                                                     Where it happens!
Click-boom!!                                   Click-boom!!
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #189 on: November 19, 2016, 12:26:58 PM »

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And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #190 on: November 22, 2016, 05:16:34 PM »

4: How did you make tears so fast?
5: They're always there, lying in wait because I feel so deeply.

Lanfen: I'm older!
Lanying: I'm younger!
Lanfen: I'm taller!
Lanying: I'm shorter!
Lanfen: I'm smarter!
Lanying: I'm-!
Lanying: Not falling for that.

Ada: I think I'm hallucinating because I swear I heard your biceps mocking me
Biff: No that's possible, my biceps mock a lot of people.

Michael: I've made a curse to help us in battle!
Muerte: What does it do?
Michael: It picks up demons and sends them somewhere else! I'm not sure where I think it's Salem.
*MEANWHILE IN SALEM*
Songs: *Screaming and dodging demon rain*

Ria: Why don't you tell her the truth? You're just not that interested in her.
James: BECAUSE THE TRUTH DOESN'T WORK ON CRAZY PEOPLE

Eight: I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say.

Two: Alright I'm out!
Four: Bitch...
Six: exCUSE ME?
Four: No not you the other bitch.
Four: That came out wrong.

Biff: You're only young once but you can be immature forever!

Van: You love money don't you?
Agni: Of course I don't!
Van: Oh, well I thought-
Agni: I just say that to get it into bed.

Two: Excuse me who made you the boss of this group?
Four: You did. You said "One should be the boss of us". Then you held a vote, it was unanimous, then you made her a plaque and put sparkles on it.

Lanying: *Looks at four armed, eight foot tall, mouth-less guardian spirit with mosaic skin*
Lanying: *Looks at camera* talk about impossible body standards

Mengyao: Were you followed?
Agni: Yup, by a midget and a clown
Agni: They met the bearded lady at a coffee shop and we went our separate ways.

Biff: One day I got up and shot a devil in my pajamas!
Biff: How it got in my pajamas I shall never know.

Lifen: Have you seen a sorcerer named Changming around here? White hair, violet eyes-
Villager: Oh yes. He made a mess of the scorpion fountain.
Lifen: It looks fine to m-
Villager: iT USED TO BE WATER

Logan: Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. The lab boys tell me that if you make eye contact with your past self it'll destroy all time, forwards and backwards. So do the continuum a favor and let that handsome devil go about his business.

Sheila: NOTICE ME SENPAI
James: Consider yourself noticed.

James: I was intimidated. I was terrified. I was aroused. All in one go good job you crazy bitch.

Agni: I was intimidated. I was terrified. I was aroused. All in one go good job you crazy bitch.

Fletcher: I was intimidated. I was terrified. I was aroused. All in one go good job you crazy bitch.

Lanying: I just don't get it! I hug a lot, I can burp the alphabet, I have scratch and sniff clothing, why does every boy leave me?
Lanfen: Well what's your opener? Look pretend I'm a boy. TESTOSTEROOOOONE.
Lanying: *DEEEEP BREATH* HI I'M LANYING! I'M 17! I OWN SLAVES! MY MUM KILLS PEOPLE CAUSE THE STARS SAY SO! WANNA GET MARRIED?!

*James has been CLONED*
James 1: Stab him he's the imposter!
Enric: *Stabs James 1* THE REAL JAMES WOULD NEVER GIVE UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO DIE

Lanying: What's a mob to a queen?
Agni: Historically? Fatal.

Lifen: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Jace: What if it bites itself and I die?
Lifen: That's voodoo
Van: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Lifen: That's correlation not causation.
Agni: What if we bite each other and neither of us dies?
Lanying: That's kinky

Bingweng: All set boss
Lord Wen: Actually Lihua is the boss. I just pay for everything, plan everything and make everyone look cooler.

Lanying to Menyao: I WILL NOT BE INSULTED BY SOME OAF WITH NO DEPTH PERCEPTION OR SHIRT

Jace: No more making fun of me when I use outdated cultural references. Are we cowabunga on this?

Lifen: I know you're not that into my sister but she's crushing on you big time.
Agni: Yeah I know it's really awkward.
Lifen: I know it's a rough ask but could you take her out and dissuade her without rejecting her?
Agni: Wait... are you asking me to show your sister, a mediocre time?
Lifen: I know it's weird-
Agni: No this is the mission I was BORN for!
Lifen: I figured you could handle it.
Agni: One of my average high school dates coming right up!
Lifen: Let's not overdo it!

Li: You disgust me! How do you get to sleep at night!?
Lanying: On silk sheets, rolling around in money.

Li: These are the rules, so listen carefully.
Li: No lying, no cheating, no smoking, no drinking, no sex, no drugs, no gambling, no matches-
Lanying: No shit
Li: -no swearing,

Four: If you need anything just ask
Four: someone else.

Providence: Here are the test results Meph, it says you're a horrible person. Says it right here. We weren't even testing for that.

Mengyao: What's the point of doing 10'000 push ups a day if you do them alone?
Mengyao: I'd rather do 5000 a day with a lovely woman
Mengyao: -sitting on my back to increase resistance.


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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #191 on: December 01, 2016, 08:03:07 AM »

Ha! Those are awesome!!!
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #192 on: December 01, 2016, 08:10:28 AM »

Enric:
Enric: How did I get stuck in this tree, you ask?
Enric: i just do things i don't explain them.

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Alouicious: I only want to know things that are about me, that's what separates me from you, i assume, i'm not interested in knowing things about you

~

Eight: some say the moon is a harsh mistress, when in actuality it is a large round rock that can be found in the night sky

~

Alouicious: i know absolutely nothing about anything and i refuse to learn about anything but at the end of the day my opinion matters more than most

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Vestige: November 31st, or Halloween 2 as it was known, was removed from the calendar after i used time travel to abuse the trick or treat system

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Noelle: No need to thank me, just giving me all of your riches and treasures is enough.

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Alouicious: You're thinking of growing your hair out? That's cool - My hair grows on its own, no thinking required on my part.

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Mephistopheles: The simple act of hailing Satan will lead to great reward in Heaven.

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Alouicious: if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank
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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #193 on: December 01, 2016, 09:42:55 AM »

Where do you even get these they're so good o_o

Six: You’re like this giant jackass piñata, begging for somebody to beat the candy out of you.

Sheila: I don’t skip.
James: You skip.
Sheila: It’s the safest way to travel!

Lanying: *GASP* LOOK LI. I'M MELTING BUTTER IN A PAN. JUST LIKE A POOR PERSON! 8D
Li: Congratulations Lanying. You now have the cooking skills of a hot day.

Rasopel:   You know, you’ve got to stop sending me these mixed messages.
Kirby:   "I don’t like you" and "go away" are not mixed messages.

Shad:   I just found out my dad isn't really my dad.
Claudia:   Your dad the skeleton?
Shad:   [nods]
Claudia:   ...
Claudia:   That must have been quite a shock.

Agni:   Jace, I'm not going to discuss my home life with you. We're not friends. We're not family. You're not my husband.
Jace:   That's hurtful. I thought we had a special bond. I was your secret santa last year.
Agni:   And I already thanked you for the "Who Farted?" baseball cap.
Jace:   But you never wear it.

Agni: Jace!
Jace: Oh no, Jace in B flat, you're disappointed.


Two: When you’re handsome, nobody ever tells you the truth. For years, I thought I spoke excellent French.

Newkirk: It doesn’t make you gay if you think Dylan's hot. We all think he’s hot.

Mother Song: My hopes were shattered years ago.
James: How many years?
Mother Song: How old are you?

Lanying: Honey it's really muggy out today
Agni: If I go outside and find all of our mugs on the front lawn I'm leaving you.
Lanying: *Sips coffee from a bowl*

Lihua: I've always known that I loved you, but just this year I've realized how much I love being married to you. Thank you for saying yes.
Lord Wen: Thanks for asking until I did.

Alek: Wow, I think I'd have really gotten along well with young Volger
Volger: That's why I've changed everything about myself since then.

Rasopel: What's your number
Kirby: *Visibly texting* I don't have a phone.

Hawkmoth: Rakes! My arch enemy.
Ladybug: I thought I was your arch enemy?
Hawkmoth: I have a life outside of you Ladybug.

Agni: Lanying! You look happy.
Lord Wen: And a good thing for you that she does.
Agni: Is this the part where you tell me you'd murder me if I hurt her?
Lord Wen: God no, she'd murder you if you hurt her.


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Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

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GeeBeezy

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #194 on: February 26, 2017, 10:37:16 PM »

Lanfen: WELL GREAT YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS, YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND.

Nine: We told you to get more firewood and you came back with a log that was on fire. Not drunk at all I'm sure.

Meiling: Sometimes I envy your badass scar, right up until the point where you have to tell someone how you got it.

Totally Not Lifen: A friend of mine saw Lifen in the shower. She said that Lifen had an eight pack. That Lifen was shredded.

Four: Seriously Iphone, stop autocorrecting all my f**ks into ducks, you're making my strongly worded texts all fluffy and adorable.

Two: Singing on the bus should be illegal.
One: Why?'
Two: There's like twelve white people sitting up the back and harmonizing to "Sugar we're going down"

Lanfen: My sister and I are watching 17 again and pregaming. And by pregaming I mean she's not drinking since she's 14 and I'm drinking alone on Valentines day.

Bingweng: Fear not young, black, female teenager minority group. It is I, the elderly white male voting demographic.

Agetha: At what point did you think you could throw knives safely
Fletcher: OF COURSE IT ISN'T SAFE I'M TRYING TO KILL PEOPLE

Lanying: The best thing about being short is hugging a guy and hearing his heart beating right next to your face so you know where to stab him if he hurts you

Kelsey: Life hack; dab to hide the tears.

Francis: Okay so when Venus stands naked in a shell she's "artwork" but when I do it I'm "banned from the aquarium". This is why we need meninism.

Wes: I am sensitive to the needs of others. You need to shut up.

Julia: Should I start with witchcraft or stabbings.

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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw
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