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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #195 on: March 10, 2017, 03:46:56 AM »

Enric: I hate it when people call their grandparents weird names instead of just grandma and grandpa like babushka or salami
Alouicious: I'm telling Grandpa Salami you were talking sh!t

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Wes/James: Adults are always like 'if your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too' like buddy I'll jump off a bridge all by myself for fun I hate myself

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Chante: Could you please put your crying child on vibrate

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Alouicious: What do you say to your sister when she's crying? 'aRE YOU HAVING A CRISIS???'

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Wes: Which is messier my life or my hair

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Julia: Owen said 'hit the lights' and Wes punched the light switch and broke it

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James: Are you gonna kiss me or am I gonna have to lie to my diary

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Owen: Ah, yes, the trojan horse, or as I like to call it, 'murderous pinata'

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James: Babe get ready for a night on the town, I just found this old Subway gift card and there's still $9.45 left on it

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Wes: One day I'm gonna say 'fight me' and somebody's just gonna friggin' deck me.

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Providence, Creating Muriel: I'll just make the cutest little angel ever
Providence: *accidentally knocks over the Chemical X*
Providence: Oh god
Providence: Uh
Providence, Furiously Grabbing Anything She Can and Throwing It In The Pot, Too: Maybe this'll help
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #196 on: April 27, 2017, 11:18:02 PM »

Possibly my favorite thing about your posts on this thread is that somehow you consistently find quotes I've never heard before :D Murderous Pinata gives me life btw.

DRIL TWEETS:

Mengyao: if you have a problem with my mouth, i’ll be swniging a sledgehammer in circles outdoors for the rest of my life, so come try do crap to me.

Claudia: Imagine.  A world where guns come out of the ground like plants.  And all the water is replaced by Bullet’s.  This is Gun World.  It’s real

Providence: Welcome to the citadel of eternal wisdom.  Behold, this crystal contains the sum of all human knowledge – Except Rap And Country

Lanying: (dismissing waitress handing me the check with a hand wave) no thank you. i dont believe in any of that

Agni: Wilful ignorance is not a valid strategy for financial management.
Lanying: shush capitalism plastic your job is to cause bread not get ideas above your station

Providence: AND the LORD did say, ‘LUCIFER, THOU ART A FUCKTRUMPET’, and Lucifer could not argue against, for the LORD was correct.

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ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #197 on: October 10, 2017, 02:34:40 PM »

Francis: Does anyone know how I can sleep faster?
Julia: Read a book before bed. You'll make yourself drowsy and doze off.
Kelsey: I always found a cup o' warm milk helps me before bed!
Owen: Just get, like, REALLY tired. Like really tired, that should work
Wes: Get a knife
Wes: Stab yourself
Wes: Eternal sleep
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #198 on: October 10, 2017, 02:39:22 PM »

Francis: What do you call it when a friend kills another friend?
Francis: Homiecide.
Julia: Murder.
Francis: Homiecide.
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #199 on: October 10, 2017, 02:58:27 PM »

(Sorry im just having way too much fun with the concept that Francis is the only one who thinks his jokes are funny)

Francis: Munch munch it's time for lunch
Yuudai: please, for once in your life, think before you speak
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Wes: did you fall
Owen: I attacked the floor.
Julia: Backwards?
Owen: I'm freaking TALENTED!!
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Kelsey: you need a hobby
Mindy: I have a hobby!!
Kelsey: finding random things and keeping them is not a hobby
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Sebastian: do you ever get like....water hungry?
Yuudai: Thirsty?
Sebastian: Water hungry.
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Mindy: I just wanna pause life for a few days...
Wes: I want to pause life forever
Francis: I think that's called dying
Wes: Well beggars can't be choosers
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Julia: Guys I need help with this crossword. I need a six letter word for 'angry'
Owen: Wesley.
Julia: It fits.
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Kelsey: Ohhhh this isnt good
Mindy: It's fine!
Francis: You're fine.
Kelsey: Neither of you even know what I'm talking about!!
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Sebastian: I'm having a midlife crisis!
Yuudai: You're like, 17, aren't You?
Sebastian: I could very well die at 34!
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Owen: At my age, do you know how I'm statistically most likely to die?
Julia: At the hands of your comrades?
Owen: An accident.
Wes: That's how I'll make it look.
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Kelsey: I have an idea. It's very uncool.
Kelsey: It's not illegal, technically, but it's a jerk move.
Julia: I love it.
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Yuudai: I can hear you glaring at me.
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #200 on: October 10, 2017, 03:00:49 PM »

I didn't say stop
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抹茶のマーブルレアチーズケーキ

Matcha marble cheesecake

ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #201 on: October 11, 2017, 07:10:42 AM »

Wes: (At his own wedding) Can I please stay in the car
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Owen: Your honor, my client is innocent. Like, come on. For real. Come on, your honor. Seriously dude

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Julia: Women aren't complicated you're just dumb

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Sebastian: ....People my age are having children what the heck I am a children
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #202 on: October 11, 2017, 07:42:02 AM »

I love all of these even though I don't know the characters XD
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #203 on: October 11, 2017, 01:42:09 PM »

Those...yeah. accurate. I love my children.
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #204 on: October 13, 2017, 01:45:47 PM »

Francis: Sorry if my aura isn't as bright as usual, I just found out that they stopped selling the scent of shampoo I like.
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Wes: The last thing I want to encounter is an obstacle, much less a whole court of them,

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Owen: My modus operandi is dial up the awesome and break the knob off

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Owen: I am often seized by the American need to have a pretty good time

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Francis: my only crime is that I was down to clown

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Francis: My friendships are mostly me apologizing for saying something hilarious.

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Yuudai: I just heard Sebastian tell a dog "NO!" and then more quietly, "We talked about this!"
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #205 on: October 13, 2017, 01:49:07 PM »


Francis: my only crime is that I was down to clown

This one reminds me of Walrus :P


Francis: My friendships are mostly me apologizing for saying something hilarious.

This one reminds me of...me, tbh
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #206 on: October 13, 2017, 03:01:06 PM »

Oh man now I wanna do our RP characters as troubled birds
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #207 on: November 19, 2017, 12:31:20 AM »

Wes: The last thing I want to encounter is an obstacle, much less a whole court of them,

Me. Always.

Gilgamesh: Don’t be shy, baby. Ask me out.
Arturia Okay, get out.

Clare: How much for the horse tornado?
Sales person: Miss, that's a carousel.
Clare: I must have it.

Me: Panzer, I'm making a short film and I want you to play the role of my father.
Panzer: I don't want to be your father.
Me: Perfect, you already know your lines.

"You wouldn’t believe my terms,
If ten million crest worms"-Zouken to Kariya

Clare: I love everyone on the forum.
Clare: Blue, Panzer...
Clare: *Looks at smudged writing on hand*
Clare: ...Beaky

Blitz: Goodbye, everyone, I’ll remember you all in therapy. 

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ジャガイモはセクシーで

and suddenly I wasnt a fish anymore I was omnipresent

And chacha real smooth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fBK7kCTgU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzClLu8DXlM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzcQxRr1cSw

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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #208 on: November 19, 2017, 02:07:01 AM »

These are all accurate but the crest worms one killed me oh my god
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Re: What do you mean they didn't say that?
« Reply #209 on: November 19, 2017, 06:34:10 AM »

I do love Blue
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