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Re: D*D
« Reply #240 on: June 29, 2017, 12:12:47 AM »

I'm thinking the lab is the liar so I ask the retriever why they can't leave
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Re: D*D
« Reply #241 on: July 28, 2017, 01:32:11 PM »

*le necropost* So can I just. Join in here or
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Re: D*D
« Reply #242 on: July 28, 2017, 01:36:27 PM »

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Re: D*D
« Reply #243 on: July 28, 2017, 01:46:48 PM »

PERFECT VINE
I'll wait til you reply to Pan's thing because that seems good enough to me and I don't really have anything to contribute atm lol
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Re: D*D
« Reply #244 on: August 21, 2017, 08:06:25 PM »

"Why can you not leave boy why tell me?" you hold the retrievers beautiful face in your hand.
"WE WERE TOLD NOT TO BY THE MASTERS"
"The masters?"
"THE MASTERS WHO PUT US HERE AND MADE THE WALLS AND FLOORS AND ROOF AND PROBABLY OTHER THINGS I THINK THEY COULD DO ANYTHING THEY WERE SMART AND WISE AND KIND"
Both of their tails wag twice.

You say/do?
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Re: D*D
« Reply #245 on: August 22, 2017, 08:11:53 AM »

"I'm your new master now. Those masters aren't anymore." I can't to actually convince these dogs that I am the ultimate master. Do I have to roll for persuasion or charisma or anything to do that?
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Re: D*D
« Reply #246 on: August 22, 2017, 10:52:45 PM »

Sure! Roll 1d20 and add your Charisma modifier [1] to the result. http://www.roll-dice-online.com/
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Re: D*D
« Reply #247 on: August 22, 2017, 11:35:16 PM »

6 + 1.

Also, you totally read my meme u liar
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Re: D*D
« Reply #248 on: August 22, 2017, 11:49:07 PM »

I haven't m8

Both of their ears lie flat on their heads, their eyes widening.
"ARE...ARE YOU LYING TO US?" the labrador asks.
"ARE YOU TELLING A NOT TRUE?" The retriever asks, tail between his legs.

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Re: D*D
« Reply #249 on: August 23, 2017, 12:04:44 AM »

"NONONONONONO I LOVE YOU PUPPIES"
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Re: D*D
« Reply #250 on: August 23, 2017, 12:18:12 AM »

They regard you with a look of betrayed skepticism exclusive to puppies and the people whose opinions you value most.
They aren't angry.
They're just disappointed.

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Re: D*D
« Reply #251 on: August 23, 2017, 12:49:51 AM »

NOOOOO I try to pet them
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Re: D*D
« Reply #252 on: January 01, 2018, 01:47:07 AM »

ROLL TO PET THEM P A N Z E R = _ = http://www.roll-dice-online.com/
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Re: D*D
« Reply #253 on: January 01, 2018, 04:00:32 AM »

I ROLLED


A 2

I PET THE DOGS REAL BAD
« Last Edit: January 01, 2018, 04:30:44 AM by Panzercrappitastica »
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Re: D*D
« Reply #254 on: January 01, 2018, 06:47:40 AM »

Barbarians critfailing on petting dogs kill the dogs
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