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ChaoticRhymer

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Re: D*D
« Reply #285 on: June 28, 2018, 12:50:03 PM »

"Oh, hello." We respond. "Did you need something?"
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Re: D*D
« Reply #286 on: July 02, 2018, 12:03:32 AM »

"Oh hello." You say, "Did you need something."
"YES. FOR YOU TO STOP LYING TO US." Says the retriever.
"And to thtop punching uth." Fletcher adds, holding his nose. "That'd be jutht peachy."

What do you do?
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Re: D*D
« Reply #287 on: July 05, 2018, 01:34:56 PM »

Kick Fletcher instead of punching him
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Re: D*D
« Reply #288 on: July 05, 2018, 01:49:24 PM »

Roll to kick Fletcher. You bastards. http://www.roll-dice-online.com/
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Re: D*D
« Reply #289 on: July 12, 2018, 05:26:26 AM »

,,,,,,,Besly oh my god,,,,,,,I got a natural 20,
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Re: D*D
« Reply #290 on: July 12, 2018, 09:59:43 AM »

What the frick Cabbie?

You boot Fletcher into the wall, bouncing him off it and back onto the floor where he wheezes as he comes to terms with the four bludgeoning damage he just took.

What do you do.
WHAT DO YOU DO??
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Re: D*D
« Reply #291 on: July 12, 2018, 12:26:00 PM »

Say. "No punching, got it." And sit back down.
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Re: D*D
« Reply #292 on: November 04, 2018, 10:58:08 PM »

[I'm sorry for being away for so long! D: But I'm back now!]

You nod. "No punching, got it."
The medic boy looks at you, looks at Fletcher wheezing, looks at the dogs, looks at you, and says "How are you all still alive down here?"

What do you say/do?
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Re: D*D
« Reply #293 on: November 05, 2018, 02:52:01 AM »

Strike a pose and declare, “We’re adventurers.
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Re: D*D
« Reply #294 on: November 20, 2018, 10:18:58 PM »

You pose in a heroic fashion.

"We're ADVENTURERS!" You say proudly.
Agetha walks in and sees you posing, Geoffrey losing all faith in womanity and Fletcher lying on the ground groaning about how he has so much left to live for.

What now buckos? ::)
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Re: D*D
« Reply #295 on: November 21, 2018, 03:36:30 AM »

“Hello, fellow adventurer! I was just telling this good fellow about how we’re totally competent adventurers!” And then stage-whisper to her, “Do not blow this for me.”
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Re: D*D
« Reply #296 on: January 09, 2019, 09:26:13 PM »

"Hello, fellow adventurer!" you say brightly.
Agetha takes a step back.
You take a step forward. "I was just telling this good fellow about how we're totally competent adventurers!"
She looks at you with concern. "Frigg are you ill?"
You whisper loudly at her, "Do not blow this for me."
"That's," Fletcher wheezes, "That's NOT what I sa-oh God my lungs."

What do you say/do?
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Re: D*D
« Reply #297 on: January 10, 2019, 03:22:31 AM »

Smile, under the delusion that I’ve fixed everything
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Re: D*D
« Reply #298 on: January 27, 2019, 05:15:45 PM »

You smile beatifically.
All is well.
You have fixed.
EVERYTHING.
You
Are SURE.
Geoffrey just blinks and slides down the wall to the ground. "I gave up cult college for THIS?"

What do you say/do?
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Re: D*D
« Reply #299 on: January 28, 2019, 07:00:43 AM »

“Oooh, what cult are you in?”
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