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ChaoticRhymer

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Re: D*D
« Reply #285 on: June 28, 2018, 12:50:03 PM »

"Oh, hello." We respond. "Did you need something?"
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GentlemanBesly

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Re: D*D
« Reply #286 on: July 02, 2018, 12:03:32 AM »

"Oh hello." You say, "Did you need something."
"YES. FOR YOU TO STOP LYING TO US." Says the retriever.
"And to thtop punching uth." Fletcher adds, holding his nose. "That'd be jutht peachy."

What do you do?
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"Mmph." says Romeo, who in the night has released a special enzyme to digest his own face and fuse himself to Juliet.

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Re: D*D
« Reply #287 on: July 05, 2018, 01:34:56 PM »

Kick Fletcher instead of punching him
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Re: D*D
« Reply #288 on: July 05, 2018, 01:49:24 PM »

Roll to kick Fletcher. You bastards. http://www.roll-dice-online.com/
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"Mmph." says Romeo, who in the night has released a special enzyme to digest his own face and fuse himself to Juliet.

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Re: D*D
« Reply #289 on: July 12, 2018, 05:26:26 AM »

,,,,,,,Besly oh my god,,,,,,,I got a natural 20,
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Re: D*D
« Reply #290 on: July 12, 2018, 09:59:43 AM »

What the frick Cabbie?

You boot Fletcher into the wall, bouncing him off it and back onto the floor where he wheezes as he comes to terms with the four bludgeoning damage he just took.

What do you do.
WHAT DO YOU DO??
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"Mmph." says Romeo, who in the night has released a special enzyme to digest his own face and fuse himself to Juliet.

ChaoticRhymer

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Re: D*D
« Reply #291 on: July 12, 2018, 12:26:00 PM »

Say. "No punching, got it." And sit back down.
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