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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #60 on: March 29, 2018, 04:56:18 AM »

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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #61 on: March 29, 2018, 06:10:59 AM »

You enter the bakery, which is called 'TENEBROUS TREATS AND SWEETS', and freeze upon seeing the two individuals in the small shop - A pale, tall man with soft-looking blue hair, dressed in a black hat and cloak, and a woman with pitch-black skin, blonde hair, and a fanciful pink dress. On the woman's face is an old-looking wooden devil mask, smiling upwards, with small horns that don't do well to cover the small black actual horns poking out from under. Adorably, a small bow is tied on one of the woman's horns. Not-so-adorably, she slowly raises a cigarette to her lips as she and the blue-haired man stare at you.




"Here for the festival?" She asks slowly.

A) "Yes."
B) "What festival?"
C) "What are you?"
D) "What do you mean?"
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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #62 on: March 29, 2018, 07:51:17 AM »

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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #63 on: March 29, 2018, 09:05:07 AM »

"What festival?" You ask.

"...The Harvest Festival." She responds.

"What?" You don't understand.

"Isn't that your mask for the festival?" She points a sharp finger at the mask you're holding. "Like the one I have?" She points her finger at her own mask.

"If you're looking for festival....festivities," The blue-haired man begins. "Your best bet would be to head for Liko Street."

A) "I'm not here for the festival."
B) "Where am I?"
C) "What's going on?"
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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #64 on: March 29, 2018, 09:30:49 AM »

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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #65 on: March 29, 2018, 09:59:15 AM »

"I'm not here for the festival." You confusedly respond. Perhaps a harvest festival, with masks and such, was why these folk looked so....weird.

The obsidian-skinned woman made a 'hm' sound.

"-'s an odd-looking thing, innit?" She asks the blue-haired man. He chuckles a bit.

"Careful, now, Betty." He smirks. "I could take offense to that."

"Ah, sorry, sorry." The horned woman - Betty - Waves her arm in a dismissive manner before looking at you, the eyes behind her mask a bright golden, like a cat's. "What are you, anyways?"

"Betty!" The man gasps, and reaches a gloved hand out of his cloak to lightly slap Betty. "How rude." He grins.

"What? I'm curious. Haven't seen her around before." Betty shrugs. "You a huldra? Shadow? Ghost?"

A) "What are you talking about?"
B) "I'm a human."
C) "I'm an....owl?"
D) "What are you?"
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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #66 on: March 29, 2018, 10:19:12 AM »

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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #67 on: March 29, 2018, 10:45:51 AM »

"I'm an....owl." You say. You quickly hold up the mask for emphasis.

"Is that so?" Betty asks, sounding curious.

"Could be. Looks a bit owly, even without the mask." The blue-haired man tilts his head to the side.

A) "And what are you, blue-haired dude, an anime scarecrow?"
B) "And what are you, Miss Betty, a Satanic Strawberry Shortcake cosplayer?"
C) "I do not look owly."
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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #68 on: March 29, 2018, 11:08:13 AM »

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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #69 on: March 29, 2018, 01:37:48 PM »




He seems...incredibly confused. Betty stares at you somewhat in disbelief.

"You really must not be from around here." She observes. "Noah's a wight. He's a spirit. Where are you from?"

A) "I'm from Leafburrow."
B) "What's a Wight?"
C) "How does he not know about anime."
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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #70 on: March 29, 2018, 01:49:44 PM »

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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #71 on: March 29, 2018, 01:55:42 PM »

"I'm from Leafburrow." You respond.

"Leafbur...row?" Betty asks before exchanging a look with the blue haired man - Noah.

"Is that..." Noah puts a finger to his chin thoughtfully.

"Sounds like a human joint." Betty observes. "Hey, Owl Girl." She looks back at you. "...Do you know where you are?"

A) Yes.
B) No.
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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #72 on: March 29, 2018, 03:37:46 PM »

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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #73 on: March 30, 2018, 12:27:37 AM »

"....No." You admit.

"Oh, dear." Noah chews his thumbnail a bit. "That's not a good sign. Ma'am, this may be an odd question to you, but...Are you a human?"

He and Betty stare at you, Noah seeming concerned and Betty seeming mildly suspicious.

A) Yes.
B) No.
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Re: (Choose Your Own Adventure!) Monsters Are Harsh; Especially To Humans
« Reply #74 on: March 30, 2018, 12:27:59 AM »

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