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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4785 on: January 17, 2016, 06:13:20 AM »

to make up for the size of the bugs
why are monkeys so cute
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4786 on: January 17, 2016, 06:16:15 AM »

To lure us into thinking they're not planning to take over the world

Will I ever find a replacement to pantyhose?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4787 on: January 17, 2016, 06:43:52 AM »

yes, but after 150 years
why do i make things hard for myself
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4788 on: January 17, 2016, 06:45:41 AM »

To please the little bugs that feed off of your stress.

Why is water blue?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4789 on: January 17, 2016, 06:46:24 AM »

because that's water's fave color
why is grass green
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4790 on: March 05, 2019, 04:50:54 AM »

Because you are what you eat.

How do you make cheese?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4791 on: March 05, 2019, 06:46:40 AM »

By drinking water

Why is pineapple yellow?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4792 on: March 05, 2019, 07:58:31 AM »

The fruit is trying to copy the pineapple color mutation in green cheek conures.

What's the best way to lose weight?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4793 on: March 05, 2019, 08:10:43 AM »

Go to Jupiter.

What should I eat for dinner?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4794 on: March 05, 2019, 08:16:44 AM »

Tree bark. The crunchy kind.

Why is the street sign upside down?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4795 on: March 05, 2019, 08:25:07 AM »

Because you’re in the bizarro world.

What should I use as a replacement hamster ball?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4796 on: March 05, 2019, 11:26:01 AM »

Obviously a watermelon ::)


Why won’t the printer work?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4797 on: March 05, 2019, 11:29:30 AM »

Because there’s lard in it

How many string lights are on a strand?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4798 on: March 05, 2019, 11:40:11 AM »

Zero

What is the last digit of pi?
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Re: The Wrong Answer Game
« Reply #4799 on: March 17, 2019, 05:56:32 PM »

I have no idea lol. It’s infinite so idk what the last would be

Movies or TV shows?
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