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[|ĸιrα|]

"Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
"...I've always had blue eyes!"

[|ĸιrα|]

"Below average performance across all criteria" -my least favorite professors final comment to me from my lease favorite class that I can't stop laughing about

[Eraisuithiel]

"Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
"...I've always had blue eyes!"

This is the best thing to come out of this accursed season

Well that and giant milk and "is the big woman still here?"

[|ĸιrα|]

Tormund was the only good thing this season

[Eraisuithiel]

Tormund should be king of the seven kingdoms

[|ĸιrα|]

Tormund for the Iron Throne 2k19

[GeeBeezy]

"youre both correct! I am both a queen and a THOT!! HAHAHA! " Pjo fangirl quoting Aphrodite.

[Catvomitsky]

I stg every time my friend and I talk it sounds like sitcom dialogue-

"Sometimes I put honey on my cereal just to feel alive"
 
[when everyone is sharing a fun fact about themselves at an RA floor meeting]
Resident: ...And my fun fact is that I have diabetes.
Him: That's a shame.
*he and I lock eyes in a 'you really just said that moment'
Him: Moving on.

[upon finding out two of his residents who are roommates are named Chandler and Joey]
Him: I can't believe it. Chandler and fucking Joey.
Me: Chandler is fucking Joey?
Him: What? No. They're good Catholic boys. They're friends.
Me: Yeah, I know they're on Friends.
Him: No, they're friends, as in not fucking!
Me: You can fuck your friends!
Random passerby: What?!