I had a dream that Darth Vader found a time machine, so he went back and changed things so he rescued his young self from slavery on Tattooine, and made him into a slave for the Sith. So he was simultaneously saving himself from being a slave, because are you really a slave if you're serving your future self? but also damning himself. So I went to a random jungle planet where Vader was training his young Anakin and then somehow it was an Earth AU and Donald Trump was actually Darth Vader, and his son Barron was actually young Trump from the past? So then I rescued Barron/Donald and there was a chase scene with some monsters and then Sigourney Weaver showed up in a podracer to get us out. Also, Sigourney Weaver and Ellen Degeneres were a couple and everyone shipped them except for my mom. They were a power lesbian duo who educated the world about dinosaurs and aliens (Ellen about dinosaurs because there's a ride at Epcot where she talks about prehistory, Sigourney Weaver about aliens because she played Ripley in Alien). A n y w a y then Barron/Donald was freaking out and I hugged him, and then Trump showed up and he was about to wreck me but then he saw his younger self crying and it reminded him of the unloved kid he never stopped being inside. Then somehow time inverted because Barron/Donald decided to take a different course than Trump and the whole Trump empire/2016 presidential race arc never happened. Then it was back to Star Wars, and young Anakin stopped his older self from becoming Vader and the Empire from ever existing, and thus fulfilling the prophecy and bringing balance to the Force.
Since when did my brain start dreaming fully fledged fanfic plots?? I'm half tempted to turn this into an actual story now
