I had a dream that I was staying in a hotel for an international convention with some of my friends and some people I'd never met before. My friend for some reason had this theory that this random porn Tumblr she found was run by my parents trying to stalk us online??? She was determined to prove it by having a group have a stakeout at my parents' room so she could look at their search history. So we hid behind the TV set in my room that somehow was in the hotel and found that they had stolen my laptop?? But then they came back too soon and we had to hide. We went out the back entrance and ran into a ski-ball alley full of Russian diplomats. The waiter tried to serve me food and I had to tell him "No thank you, I'm American, I don't speak Russian" in Russian, but I forgot how to say "American" so I told him I was English. Then we ran into my school's production of The Little Mermaid. I needed to cut across the stage because while we were in the Russian bowling alley, my parents had found evidence of prowlers in their room and pulled an alarm and now the whole hotel was looking for terrorists suspected for breaching American privacy regulations. We couldn't wait for the play to finish so we had to make our passage across the stage look like it was part of the story. So I grabbed onto the ropes that draw the curtains and swung across and said I was here to rescue Rapunzel, but sorry I had the wrong princess so would she please excuse me. My friend pointed out I could put this as theater experience on my college application. Then we ran into a volcano with some guy playing a piano and a record on a piece of rock floating in the lava, and Scrat from Ice Age. Then the FBI and the KGB and Putin came down from the stairs at the top of the volcano and they chased us as we hopped across the floating rocks and tried not to fall into the lava.
