I had a dream where my brother snuck into my room while I slept and took a knife from my room (why there was a knife in my room, I have no idea). I complained to my parents, but they didn't believe me and wouldn't help. The next day, I was part of a sprts club at school, but I kept being left behind at everything so I quit. As soon as I turned in the quitting form, I was teleported somewhere very, very high in the air and started moving in an arc like I'd been catapulted, along with some random old woman. I have no idea what became of the old woman, but I eventually ran into a tree, which I slid down, somehow getting to the bottom with only a few nettle stings. At the bottom of the tree, there was a group gathered around a tour guide. The group consisted of my brother, the sports club I had quit from, and, for some reasong, Jem from Infernal Devices (but he never did anything in the dream, he was just there

). The tour guide split us into two groups; my brother and I were on the same team. He announced that the goal was to solve the puzzle and slay the beast, but didn't explain what on earth that meant. He then told us that each of us may ask one question by writing it on the board. The questions that I remember were: What beast? (The
dragon, duh.) What puzzle? (The big jigsaw one in the woods.) How are we supposed to slay a dragon? (I don't know, strangle it?) Can both groups win, and if not, what happens to the loosing team? (That was two questions.) Can both groups win? (No.) What happens to the loosing team? (The loosing team will be fed to the trolls.) May I have a piece of chocolate cake? (If you have one, I see no reason why not.) Then we were turned loose to fight the dragon. My brother produced the knife that he'd stolen from my room and threw it at a chicken that was in a cage a few dozen feet off the ground, but the knife disintegrated on contact with the chicken. Then a very large man with no eyes and large, pointy teeth showed up and explained that we'd solved the puzzle, and it was now time to slay the dragon. We asked where the dragon was, and he said that he
was the dragon, couldn't we tell by looking? Then I tickled his big toe until he died. Then I woke up.