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[Panzercrappitastica]

I've tagged you in things as well

[GeeBeezy]

THAAAAAAAAANKs

[Catvomitsky]

Besly, anyone who uses tumblr knows about pornhub.

Wait how is it related to tumblr?

[GeeBeezy]

How else do you know about it Cat if not Tumblr ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Catvomitsky]

I'm pretty sure I found out from a funny pictures app lmao but it was long before I ever really used tumblr

[GeeBeezy]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) nah but for real I'm pretty sure that everyone's heard of it.

[Catvomitsky]

I'm pretty sure my mom hasn't

[GeeBeezy]

This generation I mean

[Gravity]

To put it simply, I have not talked to my dad in a while.

I had a dream where he was in a wheel chair.
I didn't know I was dreaming, so I was like, dang, how'd I miss that?

So I think I should give him a call soon.

[GeeBeezy]

That sounds like a good idea

[Catvomitsky]

Do it!

I had a dream about the Aliens franchise. And that like, there were other people that would succeed Ripley after she became one of the aliens. And they were like Specials and could attack aliens? I got into a fight somehow in a DVD store because I was supposed to go with my friend to a library event and I missed it so to hide from my mom I went in there. I forgot what even happened but some guy was like, fight me. Pretty sure he turned out to be an alien. Also I'm pretty sure Sigourney Weaver was there like ayy lmao

[Catvomitsky]

I HAD ANOTHER WEIRD and disturbing dream.

Not gonna bother with the details mostly because I don't remember them. I remember for one that it was my birthday and my family went to Orlando to go to Universal. While I was there I asked them about the trip to Europe and they said they'd love for me to go and they'd even let me raise some of my own money! Then my dad suggested we go to another theme park in Tampa called Dadland. Despite the fact that it was 3 hours away, and it was already almost 3 pm, my dad magically changed the time back 3 hours earlier so we said fine. We went on a boat for some reason and my cousin was there and we played a weird game and some people fell off the boat. Then I was at this carnival and people were trying to kill me? I forgot why. The carnival was made up of a bunch of foam funhouses suspended like 10 inches off the ground and I had the idea to crawl underneath one because they'd never find me there. Then the carnival was over, and I was suddenly outside my body, looking for myself. I forgot where my body was and thought I might've suffocated. I was pronounced dead but somehow my body was still breathing but barely. I decided to leave it in a state of stasis and my spirit left for like, a year. I think if I didn't then I wouldn't have survive or something? Anyway then a year later I crawled out, logged onto the forum for the first time, and typed something really normal in the What are you doing, RIGHT NOW? thread. And everyone was like, :0000 I thought you died! Since I completely stopped posting abruptly. It reminded me of a book or something when someone came back from the not-dead and acted really normal and then everyone was like, :0000 but I forgot what. It was a nice dream now that I think of it.

[Gravity]

Okay, I am going to put as many details as possible here. I just woke up, and I want to remember this dream later. So here I go:

  It started out on a phone, and this guy called me claiming he was Jaden Smith while I watched some celebrity award show. I was all, "I don't believe you, beotch." Turns out it might have actually been him, why he would call me, I'm not sure. He asked me questions like I could win a prize. After the phone call, I remember looking at a magazine. Then, I was in Litchfield Penitentiary(prison from Orange is the New Black), for some text message or something. Then we all broke out of prison, because we found this alien, and the janitor decided to kill it and flush it down a toilet, making the rest of its species mad and declaring war on the entire planet. Because of a stupid janitor. lol.
  So then I remember being in this outdoor mall, and wanting to get a car and raid everything for survival supplies, but I wanted someone to help me. I saw this hot girl, and she wanted someone to bring her something that I couldn't find in time. I would have brought her a sunday instead, but the 7/11 I was trying to get it from refused to serve me. The girl walked away before I could talk to her. I walked for a bit too to try to find someone else to try to survive with. I actually found the girl sitting on a bench. Me and her started a survival group with me and her and two boys. We gathered a van full of supplies, but the van exploded or something; we lost it. The group didn't feel like getting more supplies. Somehow, I ended up losing the group, and ending up at school. (But it was nothing like my actual school.)
  Someone was talking about a grad party, then a bunch of people did throw a party, even though it's a month before graduation.
  This is when the prison told me to come back to prison. I remember thinking "Wait a minute,how have I been doing school from prison? I have been planning on going to a grad party. But I've been in prison?" But I went back anyway. Some of the inmates were still scared of the aliens. They were all, "You have to let us go, or we'll die."

  That's the last thing I remember of the dream. First thing I thought when I realized I had woken up was, "I will never go to an actual prison."

[GeeBeezy]

I don't know how to begin to respond to that XD

[Panzercrappitastica]

I had another out-of-control car dream but weirdly enough it was my friend's mom's car and she warned me the brakes were non-functional and idiot that my dream self was, I drove it anyway. And then there was something about a fantasy-themed scavenger hunt/LARP in which I played Snyder from Buffy .-.