Last night I had a dream about Uglies. I wanted to work for Special Circumstances, but I had to prove that I was smart enough by hacking someone's iPhone password using clues from the lock screen wallpaper. I finally got it, and when it unlocked there was a message that said, "Welcome to Special Circumstances, please report to Dr. Cable." So I went into the Special Circumstances building and wandered around for awhile and eventually found her office, and said that I came here for the Special operation. She asked to see my iPhone, but literally RIGHT AT THAT SECOND the screen went dark, and I had to type in the password again. And I did, but apparently I typed it wrong, and it gave me a new wallpaper with a new password, but it was from The Fault in Our Stars, which I hadn't read. So then I explained that I guessed the original password, but I typed it in wrong the second time, and I couldn't guess the second password because the wallpaper was from a book I hadn't read, but Cable was being bogus and ignored me. I was about to throw the iPhone, but then I woke up.