Super weird but surprisingly cohesive dream last night: there was this depressing cat named Max. He had a really long walk home and at the beginning of the dream he spent that walk trying to figure out why his girlfriend broke up with him. Because apparently cats can date. Then he went to a candy store and bought a salad (because logic) and then realized he was allergic to salad and went home to angstily play the piano.
Then the dream changed and Max was at school with his girlfriend again, but they were humans this time. It turns out that Max's girlfriend broke up with him because he was a jerk to her and because he cheated on her with three other girls. At once. They were all at some school dance, and somebody kidnapped Max's girlfriend. She started screaming for him to save her but he ignored her because the girls he was cheating on her with were there.
And then the dream changed again and started following me in a dream-world. I was ice skating with my dad for a really long time and then we got home at like nine PM. I asked what was for dinner and my stepmom told me I should have eaten earlier. And I was pretty much baffled, because we'd been ice skating for the past five hours, so I told her that and she fed me pasta that was actually snakes. But I didn't notice.
Then the dream switched over to Max's ex-girlfriend, who woke up in the morning and sat on a stool made of snakes to brush her hair. But she didn't notice.
And after that brief flash of how she was doing, it went back to me. My brother and I were running from a big wave of snakes and trying to get our stepmom to drive us away. Then she did, I made the useless observation that I'd drunk milk that morning. And everybody was pretty much thinking I was crazy, which was probably true, because our house had become snakes and I was concerned with the fact that I'd drunk milk that morning. Then our snake-house, which was not structurally sound, collapsed onto what my stepmom referred to as the Code Lyoko building. Whatever that means.
Then it went back to Max's ex, who was being pulled away by her kidnappers from their house, which had also turned into snakes. The gave her an amulet, pushed her towards the house, and ran. She smacked a snake, which turned into dust, and then she turned super kick-butt and started vaporizing snakes left and right. But then it turned out she was allergic to snake dust so she had a coughing fit and the snakes all got around her. But they ignored her. Huh.
Then everybody (Max, his ex, his three girlfriends, the kidnappers, me, my family, all the snakes, and apparently everyone who was in the Code Lyoko building) came and started kicking snake butt. Except Max's ex, who was still having issues with snake dust allergies.
Then, I think, was when I woke up. At least, I don't remember anything past there.
