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[Panzercrappitastica]

I had a dream about repeatedly stabbing a potato with a toothpick. That was the entire dream. And I wan't even all the way asleep so it was more like I was semi-consciously fantasizing about repeatedly stabbing a potato with a toothpick

[GeeBeezy]

What was the potato's name

[Panzercrappitastica]

It had none

[GeeBeezy]

What a mysterious potato.

[Catvomitsky]

Relatable

[Catvomitsky]

I had a dream that it randomly got apocalyptically windy and I escaped with my dad and two other people in a car so we wouldn't be blown away like all the dead bodies flying through the air, and our car blew across the Golden Gate Bridge and landed perfectly on a floating ramp and while we were flying through the air I tried to calculate the final velocity of the car and also people were surfing through the winds on trash can lids. Then in the middle of the dream I wondered how I would survive in this world but thought I'd never get to find out because the dream would end. Then it did end but I made it come back somehow from another dream and I was in an underground shelter like District 13 from The Hunger Games an the collected everyone's pee to distill for water since supplies were really tight and I had to wake myself up because in the dream I was afraid that dreaming about anything related to pee would make me pee irl. Then I went back to sleep and dreamt my mom bought some discounted Ivanka Trump perfume from Walmart that smelled like white cheddar Cheez It's and was in a bottle shaped like this DragonVale egg decoration. Also Emma Stone was involved somehow but I don't remember how.

[GeeBeezy]

Corpsenado or Surfnado? That is the question.

[Catvomitsky]

My dreams are getting more and more mundane. The other day I had a a dream that I got a Subway sandwich, and another one that I was writing out a calculus problem, and last night I dreamt that someone asked me how to say "ant" in Spanish and I replied "la fourmi" and then I was like "Sorry, that's French, I don't remember how to say it in Spanish."

[GeeBeezy]

And the Sphinx asking the question was like "Fair enough, neither do I, you may pass."

[Catvomitsky]

Good guy Sphinx.

[GeeBeezy]

[Catvomitsky]

What a classic XD

[GeeBeezy]

Sphinxes mang.

[Catvomitsky]

I REMEMBERED MY DREAM, ore more specifically, one part of it. Besly finally did a face reveal and it turns out he was a bearded hipster guy and the photo was so hilarious and Besly I'm sorry I don't think I'll be able to un-picture you as that anytime soon

[GeeBeezy]

but i jus shav e d . Clare wood leaf mi.