Long dream ahead but if you want the part with forumers skip to paragraph trois
I had a dream that I had to spend a year in an air balloon with only a mile long metal fishing wire that I could use to electrocute fish in the ocean, a bow and like only 12 arrows, and painting supplies. Before I left I wanted to write letters to my family because I didn't know if I'd starve to death in the ballon but I was so nervous so I asked my grandpa to do it for me. Except for some reason my grandpa was President Snow from The Hunger Games except not a terrible person.
Then I was back home and I went with my dad to some park I visited when I was really little that had mushrooms. Then two people that I stopped being friends with over a year ago randomly made a group chat with me to discuss this crossover movie between a The Golden Compass and Mockingjay? Which I remember nothing of except that Lyra was Prim and President Coin was Lyra's mom and the polar bear kept switching between characters like how daemons switched between animals. Then I got a PM on the forum asking what I was going to do about the failure of the teachers' union. So I looked it up and the three best teachers at my school apparently got fired and I was so mad but then my mom texted me that the environment died and there was no more green left. Then I looked at the sky and all the plants had just floated up and were blotting out the sun. Then the sky roiled and explosions just came and reduced the surrounding area to a charred wasteland. My dad and I got in our car and for some reason my friend was also there and she was like "it's the apocalyspe" and I started crying because now I could never know what my life would've been like and what I would've done, because now all I'll ever do is survive the apocalypse or die trying. Then the three of us got in the car and tried to escape on the interstate and accidentally ran over a motorcyclist but we realized it was hopeless so we got out in the woods.
A bunch of other people had the same idea and of course they were all people who I happened to know. We found a cave that was mostly underground and hid there to escape the extreme weather. Besly and Kira were there too but they weren't inside when I shut the cave door so I went outside to look for them. Turns out they were having a last minute wedding (Clare, you rocked the wedding dress) that was being performed by the wood nymphs from Magnus Chase. And Pan was the best man. Then we went inside and Besly still wasn't there but I asked Clare "Where's Christian" and she said "How'd you know his name is Christian?" and I said that he said it in the WYD thread and she was like, oh right. Then I asked if Besly was invisible and she replied that yes, he is the invisible man (like, the HG Wells one). And I came to the strange conclusion that he was invisible now because dream!Besly was embarrassed of his beard because in my last dream I had he had a hipster beard. Then I collected everyone's food and started rationing it out and my friend found a giant fridge fully stocked fridge with fresh vegetables somehow and I got to yell at the people who annoy me irl who took too many strawberries.