Kid in my physics class, referring to me and my friend: "Miss, they're talking about death. It's intimidating me."
Physics teacher: "You might as well learn to accept it. It'll happen sooner or later."
Physics teacher yelling at kid messing around with her equipment: "You almost broke my vibrator!"
*entire class laughs*
Guys, look at my vibrator! *brings it out of the lab to the front d the class and holds it up* *goes on to explain the lab uses of a vibrating apparatus, which is used to create waves of a certain frequency* See, do you see why I need a VIBRATOR now??
Student: Can I touch the vibrator?
Teacher: You can touch anything in here with my permission.
I love how she feeds into it