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If you enjoy hanging out of windows, m&ms, killing, and Jane Austen novels, this is the thread for you!

In this thread we are basically going to do what we have been doing lately in the alekxderyn thread. Which is NOT pretty. Heh heh. In other words we will be making weird stories with the leviathan characters by adding on post by post.
Rules:
-it must be crazy and hilarious
-it shouldn't exactly be to related to the actual plot line of the book, (ex: newkirk ate a magic mushroom. What happens?)
-it would be nice if there was a little gore... :)

ex: in the alekxderyn thread: deryn had killed all of us, so eclipse was hanging out a window and everyone but me was dead. Good fun. Meanwhile alek is reading Jane Austen, gets slapped a few times, but stays out of deryn's way, I think something happened with a huxely, and alek took a liking to m&ms.

Get it? Ok, let's begin....
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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #1 on: November 25, 2010, 03:14:29 AM »

If you enjoy hanging out of windows, m&ms, killing, and Jane Austen novels, this is the thread for you!

That line made me smile.  :)
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Dr. Barlow's eyes widened a bit. "What an odd suggestion."

"Mighty unsavory," her loris said.

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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #2 on: November 25, 2010, 08:00:16 AM »

I'm glad it did.
*pours alek some coffee*
*alek bounces up and down happily because he is a coffee addict*
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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #3 on: November 25, 2010, 08:17:20 AM »

OH! ME ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WANNA JOINN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!OHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

-HPF and me on an RP ^^

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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2010, 11:32:14 AM »

*steals Alek's coffee because I too am a coffee addict* *chugs coffee and proceeds to literally bounce off the walls*
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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #5 on: November 25, 2010, 11:51:26 AM »

*Grabs coffe and dunks it on thwe nearest person ;D*
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

-HPF and me on an RP ^^

I am hyper, hear me RAWRR<3

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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #6 on: November 25, 2010, 11:55:13 AM »

*in Gollum voice* NOOO! MY PRECIOUS!!!!! *falls off ceiling*
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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #7 on: November 25, 2010, 11:55:51 AM »

*Grabs a mug of hot cocolate and throws it on you*
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

-HPF and me on an RP ^^

I am hyper, hear me RAWRR<3

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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2010, 11:57:04 AM »

*in the same voice as previous post* IT BURNS US!
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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2010, 12:09:06 PM »

*Grabs Alek, who is reading Twilight, to sheild herself. Steals his sour skittles and begins to pelt you with them.*
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

-HPF and me on an RP ^^

I am hyper, hear me RAWRR<3

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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #10 on: November 25, 2010, 12:12:31 PM »

*grabs Twilight, rips it up and then throws it out the window* *gives him a copy of Leviathan* There, all better!
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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #11 on: November 25, 2010, 12:15:03 PM »

Alek- "huh? What is this? Is this about me?!?!"
Debi- Yes, yes it is.
Deryn- *Swiped it from Alek and rips it up*
Alek- Heyyy, why'd you do that?!
Deryn- Oh, no reason.
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

-HPF and me on an RP ^^

I am hyper, hear me RAWRR<3

Bored<3

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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #12 on: November 25, 2010, 12:18:04 PM »

Don't worry! *holds up Behemoth* I. Have. The. SEQUEL!!!!!!!
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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #13 on: November 25, 2010, 12:18:51 PM »

Alek- Ohh!
Deryn- rips it up
Alek- HEEYYY
Deryn- whistles
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

-HPF and me on an RP ^^

I am hyper, hear me RAWRR<3

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Re: The BLOODBATH thread. (making weird stories with leviathan characters)
« Reply #14 on: November 25, 2010, 12:21:58 PM »

Fine. *gives Alek a copy of Eighth Grade Bites* *turns to Deryn* Please don't destroy this one!!!
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