i want combat boots, but my mom won't let me get them.
I told my mom I wanted some, my reason being that "Every teenager needs a pair or combat boots." this was sufficient reasoning to her. Maybe if you told her that in the zombie apocalypse a good pair of combat boots could end up being the difference between life and death?

I always refuse to go shopping, hence my lack of shoes
I can only go clothes shopping when there's a big clearance, the store is empty, and I know what I want. When i go into a clothes store under other conditions, I acquire a blank expression and my mind slows until a simple question like, "What do you think of this shirt?" takes me several seconds to answer, and then my answer is "Sure," even though it doesn't answer the question. You have to bring me to B&N for a few minutes of reading to get my brain back
