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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2011, 04:38:45 AM »

It's a snow day for you too? We have, like, a foot of snow in Iowa. We're probably not going to have school for the rest of the week! ;D
lol, we don't get snow days here unless it's piled halfway up the doors! ;D

Oh God, if Alek was a girl I'd have to just DIE. Either from shock, disappointment, laughter, or shock. Or all four. Or shock. :o *shocked*

What if Volger shaved his mustache?
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2011, 04:40:31 AM »

It's a snow day for you too? We have, like, a foot of snow in Iowa. We're probably not going to have school for the rest of the week! ;D
lol, we don't get snow days here unless it's piled halfway up the doors! ;D

Oh God, if Alek was a girl I'd have to just DIE. Either from shock, disappointment, laughter, or shock. Or all four. Or shock. :o *shocked*

What if Volger shaved his mustache?

Nobody would recognize him.
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2011, 04:41:03 AM »

What if Volger shaved his mustache?
Then everyone in the book would DIE! And Volger's face would get cold.
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2011, 05:07:00 AM »

Finding out that Alek's actually a girl. (How weird would that be?!)

Ha ha ha ha!! So funny, that made me laugh!


How about I wouldn't want Barlow to know Deryn's secret. It bothers me how much she knows all the time and I would really get a kick out of it if she was totally as shocked as everyone else about Deryn being a girl!
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2011, 05:13:21 AM »

I don't think Dr. Barlow knows and I wouldn't want her to know either. She should mind her own business for once. But I have no idea how her secret would be revealed.
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2011, 05:19:56 AM »

What if Volger shaved off his mustache, Bovril got killed, the Leviathan blew up, Alek said he hated Deryn, Newkirk got tortured, and the Monkey Ludites ruled the world?
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2011, 05:30:27 AM »

What if Volger shaved off his mustache, Bovril got killed, the Leviathan blew up, Alek said he hated Deryn, Newkirk got tortured, and the Monkey Ludites ruled the world?
... Well the world would go to ruin, because we'd have to take our anger out on something.
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2011, 05:32:41 AM »

I forgot to add that Tazza would get brutally murdered and Dr. Barlow would go insane and jump off a cliff, oh yeah and Lilit would explode.
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2011, 05:41:40 AM »

if Alek and Dereyn dont end up together i will be mad >:(
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2011, 05:57:29 AM »

If any of this happens I will have to put a hit out on Scott Westerfreld.
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2011, 05:59:41 AM »

What if Volger shaved off his mustache, Bovril got killed, the Leviathan blew up, Alek said he hated Deryn, Newkirk got tortured, and the Monkey Ludites ruled the world?

Then everyone who's read the series would boycott the production of more Goliath books and no one would read it ever again.
I find those predictions highly unlikely though. :)
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2011, 06:04:10 AM »

I don't think Dr. Barlow knows and I wouldn't want her to know either. She should mind her own business for once. But I have no idea how her secret would be revealed.

I don't think she knows either. I think she might have guessed something but as we've said before if something seems a little off about someone you really don't automatically assume they are the other gender. Especially back then, when those kind of things were unheard of. Barlow needs to be shocked about something. I have the feeling she doesn't do surprises.
And I have no idea how the secret will be revealed either. I have a couple of ideas about how it could be revealed like everybody else, but nothing I'd really stick by. That's okay though, I think I'd like to be surprised.
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2011, 06:12:47 AM »

What if Jaspert fell in love with Alek, but he jealous of Deryn and killed her, And Newkirk jumps off the leviathan, and Volger eats Alek and kindly flings bovril out a window, and Tazza eats Barlow's bowler cap, and Lilit falls in love with her own shoe!
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2011, 06:37:15 AM »

NNOOOO! NOT THE BOWLER!!!!
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Re: Things we hope never happen in the series
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2011, 07:47:28 AM »

What if Volger shaved off his mustache, Bovril got killed, the Leviathan blew up, Alek said he hated Deryn, Newkirk got tortured, and the Monkey Ludites ruled the world?

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