Eddie: Hello, Boarlord Valgir, if I am correct? I was wondering if you'd do a follow up, and if the Adam boy and Derk kid would too, that would be GREAT. Just come this way.
Volgar: WHAT did you just call me?
Eddie(flips through notes): Oh, your wildcount Volgar and Prince Aleksander and Midshipman Dylan Sharp. Now if you'd just come this way, it will only take 5 minutes, hurry al-
Volgar: Du bist ein Dummkoft! Nien! I will not be interveiwed by you.
Eddie: Really? It could get w-
Volar:-I said Nein! Nein! No! I challange you to a duel!
Eddie: Is it cuustomary for Austrians to duel? Why? And Why should I?
Volgar(pulls out saber): Because I am pointing a saber at your throut. En Garde!*probably wrong*
Eddie:What is this saber that you are speacking of? May I see it?(tries to take Volgar's saber.) Does it have any historical or sentimental value? Do Adam and Derek know-
Volgar: We are dueling! To the death! AND THIS IS MY SABER! MEIN! MEIN!
Eddie: You know, I am just going to leave... Right about now...(leaves)
(Alek and Deryn come out from behind door)
Alek: Is that crazy reporter gone yet?
Volgar: Yes, but he wouldn't be here in the forst place if not for YOU!
Deryn: Techinaly, it was me...
Volgar: I don't care. Resume dueling position, we shall continue this lesson.
Deryn: UUGHH! My barking arm hurts!
Alek: Mine doesn't!
Deryn: Well mine does.
(continue bickering, Volgar roles eyes)
Deryn: Did I mention I am a girl?
Alek: WHAT?(drops saber)
Volgar: So I was correct.
Deryn: I MADE ALEK DROP HIS SABER! I WIN!
Alek: No you dont.
Deryn: Yes I do
(cont. bickering, volgar roles eyes)
Deryn: What were we arguing about?
Alek:I forgot... How perplexing...
Deryn: Did I mention I am a girl?
Alek: WHAT?
ect. ect.