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Are you a Clanker or a Darwinist?

Clanker, all the way!
- 14 (31.1%)
Darwinist, I want to make beasties!
- 16 (35.6%)
I'll be American, so I don't have to decide.
- 11 (24.4%)
I'll be Ottoman, because they have the best of both worlds!
- 1 (2.2%)
I'm a turncoat. (oh yeah!)
- 3 (6.7%)

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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #30 on: March 05, 2011, 04:19:53 PM »

Eddie: Hello, Boarlord Valgir, if I am correct? I was wondering if you'd do a follow up, and if the Adam boy and Derk kid would too, that would be GREAT.  Just come this way.
Volgar: WHAT did you just call me?
Eddie(flips through notes): Oh, your wildcount Volgar and Prince Aleksander and Midshipman Dylan Sharp. Now if you'd just come this way, it will only take 5 minutes, hurry al-
Volgar: Du bist ein Dummkoft! Nien! I will not be interveiwed by you.
Eddie: Really? It could get w-
Volar:-I said Nein! Nein! No! I challange you to a duel!
Eddie: Is it cuustomary for Austrians to duel? Why? And Why should I?
Volgar(pulls out saber): Because I am pointing a saber at your throut. En Garde!*probably wrong*
Eddie:What is this saber that you are speacking of? May I see it?(tries to take Volgar's saber.) Does it have any historical or sentimental value? Do Adam and Derek know-
Volgar: We are dueling! To the death! AND THIS IS MY SABER! MEIN! MEIN!
Eddie: You know, I am just going to leave... Right about now...(leaves)
(Alek and Deryn come out from behind door)
Alek: Is that crazy reporter gone yet?
Volgar: Yes, but he wouldn't be here in the forst place if not for YOU!
Deryn: Techinaly, it was me...
Volgar: I don't care. Resume dueling position, we shall continue this lesson.
Deryn: UUGHH! My barking arm hurts!
Alek: Mine doesn't!
Deryn: Well mine does.
(continue bickering, Volgar roles eyes)
Deryn: Did I mention I am a girl?
Alek: WHAT?(drops saber)
Volgar: So I was correct.
Deryn: I MADE ALEK DROP HIS SABER! I WIN!
Alek: No you dont.
Deryn: Yes I do
(cont. bickering, volgar roles eyes)
Deryn: What were we arguing about?
Alek:I forgot... How perplexing...
Deryn: Did I mention I am a girl?
Alek: WHAT?
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #31 on: March 05, 2011, 04:34:26 PM »

LOOOLLL HALARIOUS!!

OKay-

Eddie- *pops up* Oh! SO I was right!
Deryn- EHHH?!??! You were here??!??!??!
ALek- YOUR A GIRL?!?!
Deryn- yes, we've cleared thatup.
Ect.

Bleh Im bad at that.
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #32 on: March 05, 2011, 07:13:14 PM »

Lol. :D
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #33 on: March 06, 2011, 02:14:19 AM »

Clanker all the way
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #34 on: March 06, 2011, 05:58:16 AM »

Clanker. Plus it wasn't hard to decide. Hungarians are Clankers.
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #35 on: March 06, 2011, 03:22:43 PM »

WHO IS THE OTHER TURNCOAT? We need to plot...

And I claim dibbes on finishing my Eddie duels Volgar fanfic :D
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #36 on: March 06, 2011, 03:24:08 PM »

OH! Ill help!
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #37 on: March 06, 2011, 03:36:13 PM »

Help plot? Good. Which side are you?

Now we need something to plot... Alek's DNA sequence?
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #38 on: March 06, 2011, 03:42:57 PM »

Good idea, good idea... or.... ummm....

OH! He finds out that his parents were secretly involved with Darwinists, and/or he finds some bad secrets about Clanckers (by himself or from his parents)
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #39 on: March 06, 2011, 04:00:40 PM »

I meant a plot as in not fanfic plot, as in plot to do.... somthing... like steal golith? :D
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #40 on: March 06, 2011, 04:02:46 PM »

Pfft Of ourse I knew that Duh.... *goes back and edits*

Ehehee... It defiantaly has to do with him falling in love with Deryn and he has to set his Clanker ideas aside so they can be together~<3
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“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #41 on: March 06, 2011, 04:10:39 PM »

NOW TO PLOT THE UNIFYING-Y-NESS-Y-ISH-Y-THINGY OF THE CLANKERS AND DARWINISTS!

How about we take the Harry potter fanfic Rose/scopius aproch and lock them in a room together!

Or we could forge notes!
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #42 on: March 06, 2011, 04:12:16 PM »

YES! LOCKING IS GREAT!

Let me start-

Deryn- LEMME OUTTA HERE!! *kicks down door*
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #43 on: March 06, 2011, 04:41:53 PM »

Nein! Stay in there! *builds titanium room with 6 potted plants for O. Shoves Alek, Deryn, bovril and a jelly dounut inside*

Alek: What is going on?
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Re: CLANKER OR DARWINIST?
« Reply #44 on: March 06, 2011, 04:45:57 PM »

Deryn- LEMME OUT! *tries same approach but fails.*
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"Because you are wooed by my dashing looks and witty charm."

“Ed, you have the dashing looks of an orangutan and the witty charm of an 80 year old man who won't stop complaining about how his dentures taste like peanuts."

-HPF and me on an RP ^^

I am hyper, hear me RAWRR<3

Bored<3
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