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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1605 on: August 22, 2012, 08:59:04 AM »

Tell him there is nothing manly about fencing

nudge him whenever Deryn walks past
THE SECOND. YES. And hiss "Look! It's your boyfriend!"
Before the reveal. Yes.
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1606 on: August 22, 2012, 09:11:28 AM »

Replace all his clothes with lady gaga's clothes.
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1607 on: August 22, 2012, 09:34:44 AM »

That'd be the most amazing fanart ever!
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1608 on: August 22, 2012, 10:53:26 AM »

totally.
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1609 on: August 22, 2012, 11:21:12 AM »

Explain to him what DALEK is before the reveal and be sure to use Dylan instead of Deryn
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1610 on: August 22, 2012, 11:21:37 AM »

Alek in raw meat. Sounds like something he'd wear to get Deryn wet in the crotch.
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1611 on: August 22, 2012, 11:21:59 AM »

Then tell him he's the uke.
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1612 on: August 22, 2012, 12:07:40 PM »

Explain to him what DALEK is before the reveal and be sure to use Dylan instead of Deryn

Kara did that to him in one of my fics. But she used Deryn and made a *lot* of DW references. Alek was confuzzled,
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1613 on: August 23, 2012, 08:26:36 AM »

keep making Terminat references to him, and when he doesn't get it, tell him he's a disappointment to Austrians everywhere.
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Re: 100 Ways to annoy Alek!
« Reply #1614 on: August 23, 2012, 08:44:04 AM »

Lol YES!
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