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Falconsong

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100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« on: March 27, 2011, 01:00:23 PM »

Yay! Another one of these ways to annoy thingies!! I wanted to make one for Dr. Barlow for forever! And people, please try to number your ways to annoy, since I wanna know when we hit 100

1. Tell her the bowler hat she wears is extremely unattractive on her and clashes with her clothes!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 01:02:44 PM »

2. Light her bowler hat on fire.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 01:04:36 PM »

We really hate that hat don't we?
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 01:06:38 PM »

I LOVE THAT HAT
3)tell her she is stupid
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 01:09:28 PM »

4.) Squish one of her loris eggs
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2011, 01:15:03 PM »

5. Send her a fake love note from Volger
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2011, 01:15:53 PM »

6)send Volger a fake love note from her so he will confront her
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2011, 01:26:07 PM »

7) forget to walk tazzy
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2011, 01:45:35 PM »

8.) Tell her that Mr. Sharp doesn't want to be bossed around by her anymore.
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Dr. Barlow's eyes widened a bit. "What an odd suggestion."

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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2011, 01:50:29 PM »

9. Tell her that her giant eggs were very tasty sunny-side up
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2011, 01:55:05 PM »

9. Tell her that her giant eggs were very tasty sunny-side up


Oh, so that is what happened to the other eggs.  :o
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"Have you never thought of walking Tazza yourself?"

Dr. Barlow's eyes widened a bit. "What an odd suggestion."

"Mighty unsavory," her loris said.

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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2011, 01:56:18 PM »

9. Tell her that her giant eggs were very tasty sunny-side up


Oh, so that is what happened to the other eggs.  :o

XDDDDDDD
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2011, 02:09:52 PM »

10.) Tell her that you saw Volger flirting with another woman.
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"Have you never thought of walking Tazza yourself?"

Dr. Barlow's eyes widened a bit. "What an odd suggestion."

"Mighty unsavory," her loris said.

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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2011, 02:41:41 PM »

10.) Tell her that you saw Volger flirting with another woman.

LOL, that made my day!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2011, 03:29:53 PM »

11) Hide Tazza.
12) Rearrange her whole cabin. (I don't know why, she just seems like she'd be thoroughly irritated by that.)
13) Throw her a birthday party. Make sure it's nowhere near her birthday.
14) Tell her in a sing-song "I know something you don't know!" then run away giggling like a ninny. For best results, do this repeatedly.
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