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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #15 on: March 27, 2011, 03:35:47 PM »

15.) Tell her about Mr. Churchill's future as Prime Minister
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #16 on: March 27, 2011, 03:40:12 PM »

16) Steal her bowler hat whenever possible and proceed to imitate her while wearing it.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #17 on: March 27, 2011, 05:05:54 PM »

17) Constantly ask her questions about her mysterious husband.
18)Including asking her if she loves Tazza more than him.
19) ....And Volger.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #18 on: March 28, 2011, 01:06:50 AM »

20) Explain to her what every beastie aboard the Leviathan does, including the Leviathan itself.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #19 on: March 28, 2011, 01:27:13 AM »

21.) Step on her skirt/shoes everytime possible.
22.) Keep bringing hard stuff on the Leviathan each time it lands.
23.) Call her Dr. Bowler instead or Dr. Barlow.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #20 on: March 28, 2011, 01:41:55 AM »

22.) Explain to her that she is less perceptive than the loris. Mr sharp.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #21 on: March 28, 2011, 01:44:52 AM »

25) Steal her loris.
26) Name her loris Larry.
27) Train Larry to sing "It's a Small World After All".
28) Make sure she's not in her cabin when you return Larry, then when she gets back, claim it's been there the whole time.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #22 on: March 28, 2011, 02:03:45 AM »

29) Ask her if she meant to make her beasties smarter than she is.
30) Train Her Loris to Say The statement in number twenty nine.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #23 on: March 28, 2011, 02:25:41 AM »

we're mean to everyone!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #24 on: March 28, 2011, 03:04:06 AM »

31.) Tell Barlow that if she doesnt ask out Volger all of the lizards will attack her in the night screaming 'MR. SHARP'
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #25 on: March 28, 2011, 03:05:02 AM »

lol this made my day!
32) Draw a smiley face on her bowler without her knowing. When people look at her strangely tell her that they're just in awe of her womanly charm.
33) Tell her being a doctor is a mans job.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #26 on: March 28, 2011, 03:12:45 AM »

34) Tell her that Volger told alek to Tell Deryn to tell Newkirk to tell me that he hates you.
35) Steal her bowler And use it to go rafting, then complain to her that it's too small and it's not your fault It got wet.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #27 on: March 28, 2011, 03:15:35 AM »

34) Tell her that Volger told alek to Tell Deryn to tell Newkirk to tell me that he hates you.
35) Steal her bowler And use it to go rafting, then complain to her that it's too small and it's not your fault It got wet.
that's how rumors get started!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2011, 03:16:53 AM »

Yeah, don't tell her I started it!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2011, 04:06:46 AM »

then she'll come and get you
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

STABIMUS FEROCIORIS We will stand defiant.
the JUNIOR MINTS will get you in your sleep (Gone MG reference!)
FIDDLEDINK! it's epic.
Hey look! A distraction!
*******
ALEK IS BETTER

*Ba dump chhh*
People say psycho like it's a bad thing
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