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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #30 on: March 28, 2011, 04:20:33 AM »

11) Hide Tazza.
12) Rearrange her whole cabin. (I don't know why, she just seems like she'd be thoroughly irritated by that.)
13) Throw her a birthday party. Make sure it's nowhere near her birthday.
14) Tell her in a sing-song "I know something you don't know!" then run away giggling like a ninny. For best results, do this repeatedly.

That one would be funny!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #31 on: March 28, 2011, 04:21:51 AM »

i wouldn't be surprised if all the charries teamed up to murder us.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #32 on: March 28, 2011, 05:32:56 AM »

36.) Tell her that bowler hats are SO 1913.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #33 on: March 28, 2011, 05:40:02 AM »

oh, that was good!
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FIDDLEDINK! it's epic.
Hey look! A distraction!
*******
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #34 on: March 28, 2011, 05:40:08 AM »

37) Give Bovril and Larry rum.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #35 on: March 28, 2011, 05:54:42 AM »

38) Steal the Rum and use it to set her bowler on fire.
39) Use the rest to set Larry on fire.
40) Set Tazza on Fire
41) Sit on her eggs and when they break tell her you were trying to keep them warm.
42) Snack on her eggs. Tell her you thought it was an ostrich egg. 
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #36 on: March 28, 2011, 05:56:33 AM »

38) Steal the Rum and use it to set her bowler on fire.
39) Use the rest to set Larry on fire.
 40) Set Tazza on Fire
41) Sit on her eggs and when they break tell her you were trying to keep them warm.
42) Snack on her eggs. Tell her you thought it was an ostrich egg. 
NOOO!!! LARRY!!!!! :'(
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #37 on: March 28, 2011, 05:57:36 AM »

MWHAHAHAH! HE'S DEAD!!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #38 on: March 28, 2011, 06:00:29 AM »

43) Teach Bovril and Larry to sing that one song by Rebecca Black.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #39 on: March 28, 2011, 06:04:37 AM »

44.) Tell her that real women wear trousers.
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #40 on: March 28, 2011, 06:44:29 AM »

45.) Tell her she is so biased that she blamed the sultan for crushing her eggs.
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STABIMUS FEROCIORIS We will stand defiant.
the JUNIOR MINTS will get you in your sleep (Gone MG reference!)
FIDDLEDINK! it's epic.
Hey look! A distraction!
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #41 on: March 28, 2011, 06:46:19 AM »

45.) Tell her she is so biased that she blamed the sultan for crushing her eggs.

That wouldn't be very far from the truth.  :-\
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #42 on: March 28, 2011, 06:47:21 AM »

she is, and I'm mad at her for it.
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STABIMUS FEROCIORIS We will stand defiant.
the JUNIOR MINTS will get you in your sleep (Gone MG reference!)
FIDDLEDINK! it's epic.
Hey look! A distraction!
*******
ALEK IS BETTER

*Ba dump chhh*
People say psycho like it's a bad thing

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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #43 on: March 28, 2011, 10:19:58 AM »

37) Give Bovril and Larry rum.

Who's Larry? ???
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Re: 100 ways to annoy Dr. Barlow!
« Reply #44 on: March 28, 2011, 10:23:21 AM »

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