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100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« on: March 27, 2011, 05:37:26 PM »
1) Turn the mess hall into a disco.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2011, 05:41:55 PM »
2) Paint a smiley face on the Leviathan. Tell them it was Bovril's idea.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2011, 05:43:30 PM »
3) Put makeup on all the beasties.
4) Shave the Captain's beard while he's asleep.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2011, 05:45:28 PM »
Quote from: monkeys_r_us on March 27, 2011, 05:43:30 PM
3) Put makeup on all the beasties.
4) Shave the Captain's beard while he's asleep.

I think he deserves it!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2011, 05:46:31 PM »
I was just about to post one for Volger, but it'd be best to just go and post another thread for him.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2011, 07:04:04 PM »
run around the ship screaming "the Germans are coming the Germans are coming!"
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2011, 07:58:40 PM »
6) Talk in a different accent every day.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2011, 08:10:26 PM »
7.) Put Bovril in charge.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #8 on: March 27, 2011, 08:13:40 PM »
8) Push the Captain overboard.
9) Make Barlow the new Captain.
10) Give Bovril and Larry one of those little boxing robot toys.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2011, 08:30:42 PM »
Quote from: Seven on March 27, 2011, 08:10:26 PM
7.) Put Bovril in charge.
Vote for Bovril!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2011, 08:37:23 PM »
He has more sense than the captain.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2011, 08:48:30 PM »
i bet he'd win any election!
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People say psycho like it's a bad thing

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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2011, 09:16:07 PM »
What would his campaign slogan be?
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2011, 09:17:30 PM »
"Vote for Bovril, because who are you kidding? HE'S ADORABLE!"
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy All the Characters
« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2011, 09:24:18 PM »
... I'd vote for that. :D
lol, I just thought, we should totally do a vote for who should be captain of the Leviathan. But not just a poll, campaigns and everything. Just for teh lulz. ;D
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If actions speak louder than words, why is the pen mightier than the sword?
I reject your reality and substitute my own
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It's physics magic!
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