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100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« on: March 28, 2011, 09:47:13 AM »

1) Shave his moustache while he's sleeping.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2011, 09:49:36 AM »

1) Shave his moustache while he's sleeping.

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2.) Put him in charge of a fifteen year old boy who constantly disobeys him.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2011, 09:52:59 AM »

3) On top of that, put him in charge of a certain fifteen year old girl who is disguised as a boy. (That'd be hilarious!)
4) Also, put him in charge of Bovril and Larry.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2011, 10:24:00 AM »

3) On top of that, put him in charge of a certain fifteen year old girl who is disguised as a boy. (That'd be hilarious!)
4) Also, put him in charge of Bovril and Larry.

Who's this Larry dude?
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2011, 10:56:37 AM »

1) Shave his moustache while he's sleeping.
2.) Put him in charge of a fifteen year old boy who constantly disobeys him.

Lol! That's already being done! :D

3) On top of that, put him in charge of a certain fifteen year old girl who is disguised as a boy. (That'd be hilarious!)
4) Also, put him in charge of Bovril and Larry.

Who's this Larry dude?

I'm assuming she's named the other Bovril...
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2011, 10:58:06 AM »

3) On top of that, put him in charge of a certain fifteen year old girl who is disguised as a boy. (That'd be hilarious!)
4) Also, put him in charge of Bovril and Larry.

Who's this Larry dude?
in this other thread we named the other loris Larry.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2011, 12:14:11 AM »

Larry.. hmm.. is Larry a boy or a girl or a girl disguised as a boy?
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2011, 12:27:05 AM »

5) Fill his room with mesenger lizards.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2011, 12:40:33 AM »

lol I can imagine that..
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2011, 07:53:34 AM »

Larry.. hmm.. is Larry a boy or a girl or a girl disguised as a boy?
Larry's the other Loris.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2011, 08:03:43 AM »

6. Say that you've seen five year olds fence better than him.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2011, 08:14:30 AM »

7) Tie pink bows in his hair and moustache while he's asleep.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2011, 08:37:33 AM »

8) Make him deal with the whole Hapsburg Prince falls in love with a commoner thing... TWICE!!!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2011, 08:55:59 AM »

9) dye is moustache pink!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2011, 10:13:33 AM »

apparently now it is a manly color or something.
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