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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2011, 10:16:23 AM »

I don't think Volger would see it that way :D
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2011, 10:44:06 AM »

well i guess it's only for modern men like Alek!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #17 on: March 29, 2011, 12:05:07 PM »

10) Put mime makeup on him.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #18 on: March 29, 2011, 12:18:00 PM »

i don't think that'll work for him. he'd probably spear you in his sleep.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #19 on: March 29, 2011, 12:27:49 PM »

Plus how would you get him to sit still in the first place? The man doesn't even sleep!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #20 on: March 29, 2011, 12:32:10 PM »

Knock him out by sneaking up on him while he's eating or something.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #21 on: March 29, 2011, 12:34:09 PM »

he has eyes in the back of his head too.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #22 on: March 29, 2011, 12:35:49 PM »

Drop down from the ceiling, because I'm a ninja.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #23 on: March 29, 2011, 01:25:39 PM »

He has sonar. He knows where you are and what you're doing at all times.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #24 on: March 29, 2011, 01:26:32 PM »

Not if I'm a ninja!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #25 on: March 29, 2011, 03:31:25 PM »

he can read minds, no matter what you are thinking, and he can detect the absence of thoughts, so no getting out of that one. cause ninja's think, that why they have fast reflexes
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #26 on: March 29, 2011, 07:05:53 PM »

11)  Volunteer him for a babysitting service
12) have Dr. Barlow actually prove him WRONG
13) have Bovril call him "Count Vulgar" and giggle.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #27 on: March 29, 2011, 07:14:10 PM »

14) swap his fencing sabers for broom handles. Use the real ones to toast marshmellows over a campfire

15) Make him play truth or dare (how hard do you reackon it is for him to tell the truth?)

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #28 on: March 30, 2011, 12:56:59 AM »

 lol  :D
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #29 on: March 30, 2011, 08:59:05 AM »

14) swap his fencing sabers for broom handles. Use the real ones to toast marshmellows over a campfire

15) Make him play truth or dare (how hard do you reackon it is for him to tell the truth?)

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow
Finally!
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

STABIMUS FEROCIORIS We will stand defiant.
the JUNIOR MINTS will get you in your sleep (Gone MG reference!)
FIDDLEDINK! it's epic.
Hey look! A distraction!
*******
ALEK IS BETTER

*Ba dump chhh*
People say psycho like it's a bad thing
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