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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #30 on: March 30, 2011, 09:52:13 AM »

11)  Volunteer him for a babysitting service
12) have Dr. Barlow actually prove him WRONG
13) have Bovril call him "Count Volgar" and giggle.

Or even better, have him call him Mr. Volgar.
He must know what the loris was hinting at with Mr. Sharp!
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #31 on: March 30, 2011, 09:57:27 AM »

11)  Volunteer him for a babysitting service
12) have Dr. Barlow actually prove him WRONG
13) have Bovril call him "Count Volgar" and giggle.

Or even better, have him call him Mr. Volgar.
He must know what the loris was hinting at with Mr. Sharp!

seeing as he was the one to say that in the first place
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #32 on: March 30, 2011, 10:08:49 AM »

11)  Volunteer him for a babysitting service
12) have Dr. Barlow actually prove him WRONG
13) have Bovril call him "Count Volgar" and giggle.

Or even better, have him call him Mr. Volgar.
He must know what the loris was hinting at with Mr. Sharp!

seeing as he was the one to say that in the first place

Lol! Exactly! Private jokes at Alek's expense are the best! :D
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #33 on: March 30, 2011, 10:26:37 AM »

17) Work on your Alek impression. Once you have perfected it, teach Bovril to say various things, such as "I love you, Dylan!" and "Volger's a jerk" in Alek's voice. Then send Bovril to Volger's room.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #34 on: March 30, 2011, 10:53:34 AM »

18) Give him some Count Chocula. Tell him the Count reminds you of him.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #35 on: March 30, 2011, 10:55:50 AM »

as with the Barlow thread, tell him in a sing-song voice, 'I know something you don't!"
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #36 on: March 30, 2011, 11:01:23 AM »

20) Ask him repeatedly if he's a vampire.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #37 on: March 30, 2011, 12:06:14 PM »

(i wouldn't be surprised if he were one!)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #38 on: March 30, 2011, 12:22:05 PM »

beg him to show you how he turns into a bat
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #39 on: March 30, 2011, 12:44:31 PM »

bring in the Twilight fans and tell him to turn them into vampires
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #40 on: March 30, 2011, 01:00:55 PM »

23) Cover him in sparkles and push him into a pit of ravenous Twilight fangirls.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #41 on: March 30, 2011, 01:01:59 PM »

Tell him Barlow loves someone else!

Then, tell her he's a vampire from Twilight and watch as the fangirl-ness takes over.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2011, 07:18:02 AM »

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow

Oh, I am sure he wouldn't be THAT annoyed.  ;)
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #43 on: March 31, 2011, 08:06:08 AM »

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow

Oh, I am sure he wouldn't be THAT annoyed.  ;)

Maybe not, but he will be embarissed LOL
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #44 on: March 31, 2011, 12:29:16 PM »

16) during this game, dare him to kiss a fabricated beastie, or even better, Dr Barlow

Oh, I am sure he wouldn't be THAT annoyed.  ;)

Maybe not, but he will be embarissed LOL
I would love love love to see that!
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WHAT WOULD JESUS DO?

STABIMUS FEROCIORIS We will stand defiant.
the JUNIOR MINTS will get you in your sleep (Gone MG reference!)
FIDDLEDINK! it's epic.
Hey look! A distraction!
*******
ALEK IS BETTER

*Ba dump chhh*
People say psycho like it's a bad thing
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