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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #915 on: December 03, 2014, 10:21:16 AM »

Half-heartedly attempt to assassinate him in various stupid ways.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #916 on: December 03, 2014, 10:36:23 AM »

Glue potatoes onto his chest while he sleeps.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #917 on: December 03, 2014, 01:17:25 PM »

Make him wash his mustache with potato mash
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #918 on: December 03, 2014, 01:18:19 PM »

Compose a really bad song about potatoes and follow him around singing it off-key.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #919 on: December 03, 2014, 01:25:44 PM »

A song about potato and mustache salad
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #920 on: December 03, 2014, 01:52:23 PM »

Yes. Perfection XD
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #921 on: December 03, 2014, 02:31:34 PM »

We should make a menu... "Volger Potato salad", "Alex apple sauce", "Deryn's duck (roasted)"
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #922 on: December 03, 2014, 02:45:43 PM »

Barlow's beef
Fitzroy's flapjacks
Newkirk's...um...Nutella.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #923 on: December 03, 2014, 05:15:16 PM »

Borvil's... Borvil
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #924 on: December 04, 2014, 01:17:01 AM »

Perfect XD
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #925 on: December 08, 2014, 03:05:16 AM »

Send a message lizard that sings "Rule Britannia" to wake him up in the middle of the night. Every night
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #926 on: December 08, 2014, 03:06:50 AM »

Twirl his mustace flirtatiously.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #927 on: December 08, 2014, 03:17:42 AM »

Twirl his mustace flirtatiously.

Likewise, shave his mustache while he sleeps
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #928 on: December 08, 2014, 03:18:58 AM »

Shave his mustache while he sleeps, glue it to a wall, and then twirl it flirtatiously.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #929 on: December 08, 2014, 03:22:44 AM »

Shave his mustache while he sleeps, glue it to a wall, and then twirl it flirtatiously.

Send a message lizard to guard said mustache and taunt him each time he approaches

bonus points if he's taunting in Eddie Malone's voice
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