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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #930 on: December 08, 2014, 03:31:10 AM »

Steal Rusty from Eddie Malone and place it on Volger's face.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #931 on: December 08, 2014, 03:37:49 AM »

Hire the ensemble from "Peter Pan: LIVE" to follow him around and regale him with songs. In American accents
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #932 on: December 08, 2014, 11:35:42 AM »

Hire the ensemble from "Peter Pan: LIVE" to follow him around and regale him with songs. In American accents
YES.

Steal all of his clothes and replace them with Lost Boy clothes.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #933 on: December 08, 2014, 11:44:45 AM »

Hire the ensemble from "Peter Pan: LIVE" to follow him around and regale him with songs. In American accents
YES.

Steal all of his clothes and replace them with Lost Boy clothes.

Likewise, we could severely irritate Deryn by replacing all of HER clothes with Wendy's
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #934 on: December 08, 2014, 11:49:54 AM »

Replace all of Alek's clothes with Wendy's >:D
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #935 on: December 08, 2014, 12:59:40 PM »

Replace all of Alek's clothes with Wendy's >:D
And Volger's with Peter Pan's. Then throw thimbles at them.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #936 on: December 08, 2014, 01:39:39 PM »

Insist on calling Volger Groot
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #937 on: December 09, 2014, 12:26:07 AM »

Insist on calling Volger Groot

Tell Volger to cease his pelvic sorcery
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #938 on: December 09, 2014, 01:19:46 AM »

Volger's...pelvic sorcery... *dies* XD
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #939 on: December 09, 2014, 04:20:28 AM »

Make Volger wear Lilit's fancy headband
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #940 on: December 09, 2014, 11:05:01 AM »

Make him teach Bovril to fence.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #941 on: December 12, 2014, 12:03:55 PM »

Make Bovril teach him to fence.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #942 on: December 12, 2014, 12:06:29 PM »

Put chewed gum in his mustache.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #943 on: December 14, 2014, 05:36:54 PM »

Drug him so he falls asleep and wakes with a full grown beard.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #944 on: December 14, 2014, 05:39:11 PM »

Make him build snowmen.
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