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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #945 on: December 14, 2014, 06:38:23 PM »

Force the message lissards to sing the german national athem. Everywere he goes. If you don't know it, the german national athem is awfull. Especially if you understand german and can hear, what for a sh** the text is. I'm german, and belive me, I know of what I'm talking about.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #946 on: December 15, 2014, 03:06:56 AM »

I just looked that up and now it's stuck in my head XD

Make him try to speak a language he doesn't know well.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #947 on: December 15, 2014, 10:38:59 AM »

Make him speak in an American accent.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #948 on: December 15, 2014, 04:31:20 PM »

Try having a conversation only speaking letter by letter with him.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #949 on: December 22, 2014, 01:16:32 PM »

Force him to drink commoner's tea out of the Leviathans' crews' teacups, rather than his own.
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Re: 100 Ways to Annoy Count Volger
« Reply #950 on: June 29, 2015, 10:53:30 AM »

throw away everything he and your father had planned many years for
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