Mother Song: So, kids, how was your last day at school?
James: At prayer group we put our crosses into our bodies.
Enric: I told everybody to get f@%ked.
Mother Song: Enric!
Father Song: Where??
Enric: And then I punched a guy.
James: Well, at least three of us are getting into Heaven
Mother Song: The possessed skank is right, Enric. We chose a religion -
Enric: Satanism IS a religion, mom, and I told you. My name is ECHO NOIR.
Father Song: Well, my name is hungry! Let's eat! Nomnomnomnomnomn
Mother Song: Elbows off the goddamn TABLE, Goran, I've been telling you this again and again and you nEVER LISTEN -
Father Song: You know, Dema, it's comments like those that've been slowly turning me gay all these years
James: She's doing her kegels.
Alouicious: Her kegels?? *slaps Ria* Stop it!
Madame Guillotine/The whole cast of RESET: Don't joke about murder I was murdered once and it offends me
Teacher: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
Alouicious: Never lick the spoon!
Shiela: There's this dude wearing a black trenchcoat at this dance. I nodded at him and he nodded back so I'm pretty safe for when he shoots up the place.
James: This chick just nodded at me and I think it's because I wore my trenchcoat.
Asa: Forgive and forget??? Haha no resent and remember
Enric/Six: I am so small and bitter I'm like a human espresso.
James: I'm not even having a bad week my life just sucks in general
Sheila: *breaks the law*
Sheila: *duct tapes it back together*
James: Mentally ill??? No I'm mentally SICK
James: My brain does sweet kick flips while wearing cool shades and I also cry a lot
Sheila: Are you in love with me? No? *slides u a chocolate pudding* How about now?
Alouicious: I love being dramatic and half naked
James/Six: You're leaving the strawberry tops on,,,might as well be eating a banana peel,,,
Chante/Eight: Actually, James(/Six), a recent study says that strawberry tops are really nutritious! And so are banana peels!
James/Six: n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bouta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians
Hope you all like these!